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Esteemed guests, dilettantes, and connoisseurs of this prestigious city.

I believe the time has been far too long since we have made the appropriate contact with each other. Forgive me, for I have busied myself with research, research of the most philosophic kind. Again forgive me for at heart I am an inquiring soul.

However.

I intend to remedy my most antisocial tendencies immediately. Why, I believe we should keep a most regular correspondence.

[Throaty chuckle.]

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[Grumbles.]

Yaaaay.

Well, if it isn't our resident toy, learning to work with devices and books.

Be careful, you might get a paper cut.

Oh ya, joy. Very funny Ratigan, and what's a rat like you 'sppose to be researching on anyway?

Not. A. Rat.

In any case, I don't think a child's toy like yourself would handle the intellectual material of a case such as this.

Ohooo, hooo, oh that's great.

Funny how a rat like yourself can think on any intellectual scale at all.

Trust me you couldn't dream of thinking on my level.

But you know what they say...

Keep tugging at the thread and the whole thing will unravel.

Who said I would want to any way?

...

Keep your own threads, and I'll keep to mine Ratigan.

Then have we reached an understanding, my...metaphysically challenged friend?

Ya. Loud and clear.

Then we can discuss civilly like adults, can we?

[This rat is capable of such things? Woody eyes roll off the journal.]

Well I can assure you I'm ready to be "civil" when you are.

I'm civil round those who's manners are in order...or if they're capable of them at all.

Wha-HEY-My manners are perfectly fine thanks!

Rather fast to jump to conclusions are you, Mister Woody?

Well who else are ya talkin' about here?

A certain minority, but if you're eager to enlist yourself in their ranks be my guest.

Tch, I don't think so.

There you go again with that loathsome boorish attitude.

Wha-?! I don't have a boorish attitude!

Would you prefer other terms? Uncivilized? Uncouth?

NO. Of course I don't!

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