First Kaboom [Voice. Sort of.]

[snapkaboom]

Damnit!

[The angry voice cuts out to static for a while. It sounds like someone's having trouble with this newfangled technology. If you keep listening, the voice comes back.]

-have telephones? What does that little light mean?

[More fumbling sounds. Someone, please help this poor man.]

Forget this! It'll be easier just to find someone.

[Sounds can still be picked up. Roy hasn't figured out how to properly turn off the recording.]

Comments

[snapkaboom]

Looks like it, though I'm not planning on staying for very long.

[halfdarkened]

I've got news for you. No one has gotten out yet.

This is a floor of Castle Oblivion, where levels change to become places from memory. I know it sounds strange, but it's true. [His tone seems to indicate most people think that's crazy.] We're making progress exploring other floors, but we're not out.

[snapkaboom]

[Sorry Riku, but Mustang's going to have to side with the people who think you're a loon until he sees evidence to say otherwise...]

You expect me to believe that this entire city is just one floor of a castle? That's not possible!

*FAIL*

[halfdarkened]

It breaks the laws of physics.

I can also easily jump ten feet straight up and summon a sword out of thin air.

I gave up on physics a long time ago. I can take you to another floor if you want proof.