[Voice]

[napoleonicrat]

Quaint little city, isn't it? If only they hadn't been so rude about my... accommodations. But what's past is past. I must say the locals are a joy in themselves, busy like little worker ants. 

Enough about them. I'm a sociable man, so let's do the best to make light out of our unfortunate situation and socialize. Go on, do tell me about your minuscule lives--a name, anything. I'm dying to know. 

Or maybe you'd like to discuss holidays. Christmas will arrive any moment, you know. Any plans? I know have one or two of my own...

[Chuckles.]

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[voice]

[napoleonicrat]

[Oh, it's genuine, but Ma wouldn't approve of the uses he'd have for them.]

Indeed, so many uses. Tell me...what's the extent of this tunnel?

[voice]

[meerkatmama.livejournal.com]

Well, to be fair, I'm not sure the extent of the city, but I've made quite a few of them. It's a habit that's hard to break.

[voice]

[napoleonicrat]

It's quite the handy habit.

[Chuckles.]

Yes, I think I might be able to lend my expertise, miss...?

[voice]

[meerkatmama.livejournal.com]

Everyone just calls me Ma. And you are?

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[napoleonicrat]

...Ma.

[How plebeian.]

Professor Ratigan, dear madam.

[voice]

[meerkatmama.livejournal.com]

Professor Ratigan, huh? Alright, nice to meet you. I'd be glad to show you around sometime.

[voice]

[napoleonicrat]

It would be an esteemed honor to survey such...homely work.

[Snickers.]

[voice]

[meerkatmama]

Oh sure, whenever you want!