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Ratigan ([personal profile] napoleonicrat) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2011-12-13 04:22 pm
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[Voice]

Quaint little city, isn't it? If only they hadn't been so rude about my... accommodations. But what's past is past. I must say the locals are a joy in themselves, busy like little worker ants. 

Enough about them. I'm a sociable man, so let's do the best to make light out of our unfortunate situation and socialize. Go on, do tell me about your minuscule lives--a name, anything. I'm dying to know. 

Or maybe you'd like to discuss holidays. Christmas will arrive any moment, you know. Any plans? I know have one or two of my own...

[Chuckles.]
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Great. As if we didn't have enough of those.
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-14 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
More holidays? How novel.
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-14 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, Christmas is a holiday.

[Deadpan.]

Stunning, isn't it?
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
... And what do you have planned for this 'holiday'?
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-14 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Gift giving, of course!

I'm a generous soul.
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Just, uh, what did you have in mind?
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-14 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Any preferences?
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The list could go on but I'd prefer something appetizing, personally. Or diamonds. Emeralds and ruby's... You know, something expensive!

Actually, now that I think of it seein' a few folks 'round here a lot less would be a good gift too.
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-14 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you want protection! That might be arranged...depending on the clientele.
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Protection? No! I have- I can take care of myself.
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-15 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see...you want someone 'gone'.
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
More like someones. Emphases on the s.
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-15 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Names would be most beneficial.
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't about to make a hit list.
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-19 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Now who said anything about murder?
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[personal profile] napoleonicrat 2011-12-19 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I believe my exact word was 'gone'. Does that give any hint to homicide?
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[identity profile] cowardly-hero.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
It did when you said... N-never mind.
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