http://efficientbutler.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] efficientbutler.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2011-08-25 08:52 pm

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This is the first time I'm using this technology that you people call "journals".
Indeed, I believe this might prove to be useful. For now I will leave a notice for my master, the soon-to-be Overlord Mao, the most evil Overlord the universe shall know.

Young Master please refrain from staying close to Miss Yorda.
She's worse than a delinquent and a terrible influence
(Trying to keep her at bay 24/7 is getting on my nerves.)
Young Master, always keep in mind that you're an honor student!

As for the rest of you, don't meddle, it's troublesome.
divine_storm: (Huh???)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
... justice? ... err I guess you could call it that. It's more like just part of the job.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
...Keh. Justice as part of the job... You'd better actually believe that.
divine_storm: (No hablo)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-11 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
H-hey! Do you even know what my job is!?

... and since when do demons know about these things anyway?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You're some kind of hero, right? I study heroes. No one can match the amount of research I've done. I'm an expert.
divine_storm: (Huh???)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-12 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's rather vague... but I guess you got one part down!

An... expert huh? Oh yeah, what do you know?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, I'll start with the simple stuff. Heroes save people in need, fight demons, and are powered by love and justice energy. I haven't figured out whether that energy can be broken down into an acid or a base or not, but with enough time I should have the formula down.
divine_storm: (Duuuuuuuurr)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-12 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
... powered by love and justice?

... that sounds like something out of a kids' book!

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, it's not for kids! And it's straight from the Human World! Where else can you get that kind of information about human heroes, huh? It's research material!
divine_storm: (What are you? Stupid?)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Err... I've... never heard of heroes powered by "love and justice"... at least none of the real ones. It's all stories we tell the kids so they can go to bed.

Now, the power of light to attack the darkness, THAT'S more like it!

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah. And that's powered by love and justice power. And sometimes crush energy, according to my research. Tch, sounds like you don't know anything about your own heroes. That's kind of sad, really.
divine_storm: (Huh???)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-12 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I think I know more about being the Maiden of Light then you would.

... crush energy? Errr... like after you pound something to the ground?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Maiden of Light?" I haven't heard of that before. Tell me about it.

And not that kind of crush energy! The kind that's not quite love and usually nonreciprocating!
divine_storm: (Duuuuuuuurr)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-12 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
She the one chosen by the Goddess Poitreen to fight against the Dar-- the powers of darkness. *you didn't hear any sudden tone changes, nope*

Oh... that kind of crush. Well... that's... just... ... silly. *too bad you can't see the hypocrisy sign right behind her Mao*

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Chosen by a goddess... Sounds pretty normal so far. What else?
divine_storm: (Duuuuuuuurr)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
That's... none of your business... you'd err... try to find a way to counterattack or something if I told you more.


ANYWAY, pretty sure love and justice isn't all that cracked up to be.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
What do you think the hero research is for?

...Obviously you're not a hero, then. You'd at least have the justice part.
divine_storm: (Pissing me off = bad idea)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-12 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
More the reasons why I'm not telling you anything.

HEY, I am totally a hero! You're the one who has weird ideas on what a hero is supposed to be!

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-13 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
And you're the one going against what all the stories say about heroes! Courage, love, and justice are all the ingredients that go into making a hero! That's just how it works!
divine_storm: (Saddened)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-13 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of person takes stories over reality? Stories are just stories... it's always easier in stories...

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-14 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
No it's not. I've seen it myself! I've seen a hero with those qualities with my own eyes! I can guarantee they exist, even if they are rarer lately! I told you before, no one else's research can compare to mine! I know what I'm talking about here!
divine_storm: (Pissing me off = bad idea)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-15 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
So? You've met one person who apparently is that way. Doesn't mean they all act this way.

Anyway, I wold really doubt any research done by reading kid's stories. Everything is always pretty and fun in these things.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's how it should be! If they're not doing it that way, they're doing it wrong! They're the ones who need to change!

If they don't do things like that, then why the hell are they calling themselves heroes, huh?! What the hell makes them think they're a hero?!
divine_storm: (This is divine punishment)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-15 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Because you can do something heroic without being an over the top love and justice maniac! You don't have to be perfect to be a hero, hell, you should have seen her befo-- ahhh...

W-WHY THE HELL DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANYWAY?!? Why does a demon care so much about what makes a hero a hero?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2011-10-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW that! That doesn't mean you can't still have those ideals! And it's all part of knowing my enemy! It's my job to face off against heroes. Knowing everything I can about them makes it that much easier to win!
divine_storm: (What are you? Stupid?)

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[personal profile] divine_storm 2011-10-15 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say they couldn't! Just that these things don't make you a hero and---


Wait... what are we even arguing about this for?

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