Nice Decor [Voice]

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Hey, who painted the city? It's pretty cool lookin' now, though it could still use some improvements.

[Ed sets down the journal, still recording, and a strange sound comes through the mic.]

There. That's better!

[Ed transmuted a lamp post to make the top look like a gargoyle, the eyes serving as the place where the light would come out.]

Comments

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Heheh... About time some more people noticed. [he'll be ignoring that "needs improvement" comment, though]

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Oh, so it was you? All you need are few gargoyles here and there. Some skulls, maybe a few dragons. I like it!

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Of course it was me! No one else could pull off public defacement of property on this kind of scale!

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call it a defacement. It's more like an improvement.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

It can be both. This place is so hideously clean, it needed to be dirtied up a bit.

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

It is pretty sterile. I wish you told me about it earlier. I could have helped you out!

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

...

Help? [what the heck is this human on?]

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

[He just has awful taste...]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a human? Don't you usually look down on this kind of thing?

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

You mean destruction of public property? I have a history of doing it myself, actually....

I try to fix things to make them better than they were before though.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Vandalism in general. It's on of the things humans think of as being delinquent, isn't it?

...I guess if you're fixing things it kind of evens out.

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Vandalism isn't a very serious crime if you ask me. It is linked with delinquents, but it doesn't bug me.

I'm guessing you're not a human. What are you then?

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

A demon. Dean of the Nether Institute, Evil Academy, Overlord Mao!

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Evil Academy?

...

[Ed bursts into laughter. That's the funniest, most ridiculous thing he'd heard in a while.]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Oi, stop laughing! It's a demon school, what do you expect?

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Demon school?! What kind of sap do you think I am?!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

I'm telling the truth, you idiot! You're in a castle with multiple floors capable of replicating an environment based on people's memories! What the hell's so hard to believe about demons?!

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Haha...ahaha...

No, I believe you're a demon. I talked to a candlestick not too long ago. I just didn't know you idiots had to go to a school to learn to be one.

[Ed's still chuckling.]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

The entire Netherworld is a school. That's why it's called the "Nether Institute."

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, Ed's still laughing at you, Mao.]

Now I've heard everything. So much for fire and brimstone. Go to Hell, and you'll be forced to go to school!

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

It's not Hell. We've got prinnies around but we don't deal with human souls.

And it's not like your human schools, either.

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Riiiiiiiiiight...

You're a demon and the only thing you can do is paint graffiti. I think your school sucks.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

All I can do?! ALL I CAN DO?! I'll show you exactly what I can do! As soon as I finish putting whoever made these wormholes appear in their place, you're next!

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Right. I'll expect to wake up with a mustache drawn on my face soon then.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Mustache? Ha! I'll cover your unconscious body with worst messages imaginable!

[milkisgross.livejournal.com]

Whatever will I do?

[Sorry if there's sarcasm dripping off your computer screen...]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Just wait and I'll show you.