If you give The Master a fog, he'll likely creep everyone out.

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So quiet, but the loud drumming, a child laughs and a lion roars. Where did my companions go?
SO HUNGRY.

[sounds of feeding]

No one left to see to me, the king of the wasteland.
Everyone left to see to themselves. I need to eat.

Too many Doctors, not a single cure.
Sickness, pestilence, war, time, death,
who cures this? When will I get to end?
I'm so hungry.

Not one to trust, not again,
never again, not like last time,
not like my fathers,
no, not again.

[further sounds of feeding]

Starving.

Comments

[notquitedracula.livejournal.com]

...not quite what I had in mind. I doubt many of us would be very thrilled with being given that particular gift. Funny thing about mortals, we like to live out our natural lives.

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Time Lords aren't immortal. Only act like it.

Never dying. A wonderful concept. Good on paper.

Humans are less than mortals. They're pests. They only populate and consume and repopulate and devour.

[notquitedracula.livejournal.com]

Depends on where you're from and what kinds of people you've met. The ones I know are pretty decent.

I've met Death. He tried to kill me. Didn't work out so well for his avatar.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

I've met Death as well. Good sense of fashion, terrible conversationalist.

Point remains: time for a regime change, don't you think?

[notquitedracula.livejournal.com]

There are better ways of effecting change than mass homicide. Or would it be genocide? I don't think the locals are entirely human...

Regardless, I think you'd have better luck using a different tack. You almost sound crazy enough to run for office.

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Does it matter? Just being around humans gives me nausea.

Running for office is as effective as putting out a fire with petrol. No, this is time for something different.

[notquitedracula.livejournal.com]

You've already tried that, then. I see.

And just what might that 'something different' be?

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Give it time. You'll see, and everyone will see.