If you give The Master a fog, he'll likely creep everyone out.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

So quiet, but the loud drumming, a child laughs and a lion roars. Where did my companions go?
SO HUNGRY.

[sounds of feeding]

No one left to see to me, the king of the wasteland.
Everyone left to see to themselves. I need to eat.

Too many Doctors, not a single cure.
Sickness, pestilence, war, time, death,
who cures this? When will I get to end?
I'm so hungry.

Not one to trust, not again,
never again, not like last time,
not like my fathers,
no, not again.

[further sounds of feeding]

Starving.

Comments

[Voice]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

It's objective fact that you're being weird right now, handsome. So why don't you just tell me where you are and I'll bring you something good.

[Voice]

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

So you can poison me?

No, this is the part where you come around and then not show for days on end! Oh, that's rich.

[Voice]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Who said it would be food? Look, I've been a little preoccupied, but I'm here now. If you missed me, all you have to do is say so.

[Voice]

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

[feeding resumes]

Maybe I'd be in a better mood if you did bring food.

[Voice]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll bring food. And I'll eat some too, just so you can be sure. Now don't make a lady go out in the fog for no reason and tell me where you are.

[Voice]

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Just walk. I'll find you. I can't trust staying put in one place for too long.