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To all my fans,

As you’ve probably realized by now, I’ve been busy lately. I haven’t been around as often as usual, but I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for that. You’ll be happy to hear I was on the most noble of missions. On top of that, I actually have some good news for once. But first my daring quest for the sake of the city!

Last week I dared venture where no kat had before; the Elysian Fields. It was after much hard work and careful research that the Organization’s hideout was pinpointed there. By constructing a small expedition team of my best men and women I boldly set out in search of our kidnapped visitors and putting the Organization to justice. The building itself was well camouflaged and guarded, but this courageous meerkat was more than prepared. With the sun on my shoulders I felt more than confident that the Organization would fall as I brought down Nobody after Nobody with my bare paws.

With great vigor I stormed the hideout, seeing that all experiments were released while the Organization dared flee in fear. Though many managed to get away, I am more than pleased to say we will not be hearing from them for some time. As for their hideout? I saw to it that it was destroyed so that no one may ever be victim to such horrors again inside their walls. –oh, and my expedition team helped too… A bit.

So, it is with great joy I am pleased to announce that, in a way, peace has been restored to the city of Paixao. In the event that the Organization has been abolished all experiments have been released and these kidnappings have becoming that of the past. Let there be fear in not one citizen or visitors heart with your future Mayor on the job. Let us celebrate our victory and those of the future… We should throw a party or something in my honour. We’ll work out the details later.

With that being said and the Organization out of the way there’s only one thing I have left to say:

Maleficent, you`re next.

Am I ever getting good at writing this stuff.

Sincerely,

The Great Timon

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Attention dear citizens and visitors of Paixao,

Such a pity the mayor met a rather untimely end. But, well, all things must come to an end, mustn't they?

However, where there are ends, there are also beginnings.

There is a new order here in this city.

I, Maleficent, Mistress of all Evil, lay claim to this city. My will is now law.

Any who dare to oppose shall be dealt with swiftly and with no mercy, but let us hope it should not come to that, shall we?
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Something strange

I was wondering if anyone has noticed any strange or suspicious buildings within the city? Ones that none of you have ever seen the inside of, and don't know what it contains. I am looking for something, and the most likely place for it to be is somewhere that no one has been inside of or ever even thought about trying to get inside of.

[Anonymous]

If I wished to meet with the leader of the Resistance, how would I get in touch with them?

Let Slip the Dogs of War

There is a fine line between the acceptable waging of war and cruelty for cruelty's sake.

Organization XIII has crossed that line.

They have kidnapped. They have tortured. They have wrought injury after injury upon the visitors and citizens of this city. But not until recently have they attacked someone who had no possible way to defend herself, someone who had done them no perceivable wrong except for existing.

I am now calling upon all able-bodied people within the city to rise in response to this heinous act. It is time to strike back at our captors, the members of this Organization.

-Gen. Sephiroth

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So. ♥

I was talking to Timon~. He's so helpful. I have a list. What sort of list? Here's part of it.

Sephiroth
Rosette
Laharl
Karst
Flonne

Can anyone guess what this list is? ♥

A Riddle

Question: What has four legs, is twenty stories tall, and shoots lightening from its eyes?

Answer: I don't know, but it sure ain't happy.

A bunch of us went up against that monster, and so far the monster's winning. We need more people and we need a plan. Who's in?
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Zip? Alister? Are you here?

... Is this Avalon?

[Voice Post]

So, I'm hoping you all might be able to help me out. I'm looking for something, however it isn't a person, as some of you might be rather used to seeing on here. What I'm after is a bit different, you see.

I'm searching for knowledge. Information as it were.

I want you all to tell me everything. Everything and anything you've noticed about Paixao. Now, I don't mean the information the welcoming committee always relays, I've heard most of that now, although I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have a bit of a repeat, but that's not really the point of this. What I'm really after is anything that seemed strange, or just a bit out of the ordinary. Even the most insignificant detail that you thought was odd, but just shrugged it off as being a figment of your imagination or nothing important. Because, you see, it could be important! Any little speck of a clue could mean something!

Now, I know what you're all thinking. Why do I want this information, right?

Because, I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't particularly like being stuck in one place for too long. I have places to be, things to do and all that! There's quite the mystery about this place and I intend to solve it, so I can be on my way. Come on then, I know what you're thinking now. How does this lone man intend to figure out what's going on? Why does he think he can figure out what no one else has yet? That's what you're thinking, isn't it? Well, that's easy: It's because if there's anyone who can solve this, I can.

So, allons-- Oh! Wait! Almost forgot... I didn't introduce myself. Sorry about that. Bit rude of me. Got a bad habit of doing that. My name's the Doctor.

There now. All introduced proper like. Now then! As I was saying...

Allons-y! Comment away! Tell me what you know!

[Voice Post] Looking for my Trainer!

Hello everyone!

I'm new here. And I'm looking for someone, in case she's ended up here too! She's my Trainer, so I'd like to find her fast-fast if she is here.

Her name's Samus Aran, and she's a bounty hunter. One of the very best! I've drawn a couple pictures of 'er - I'm no Smeargle, but they should give you an idea. Oh! And she's really tall, even for a human, if that helps!

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This is Samus when she's wearing her battle armour!

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This is what she looks like when she's not suited up!

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Has anyone seen Chrno around? He's kinda short, long purple braid, wears red is gonna be black and blue when I get my hands on him...

So...yeah...has anyone seen him lately? I can't find him...

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Whoever kidnapped Keesling? Bring him back, dood.

Yeah! Bring him back, dood!

NOW, dood.

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I wonder...

Has... Vyers... Ever been a~

King? ♥

Story Time~

I know I must not be the only one around here who's bored~ I'll tell you all a little story, and maybe you'll forget about your boredom for just a little while. ♥

Once upon a time, long ago and far away, there lived a witch. This little witch fell in love, as many humans do. However, this witch fell in love with a demon--a king, in fact. This witch believed that everyone had love, even demons. So the demon king and the witch were married, and they loved each other very much. For a time, they were happy.

And then they had a son. ♥

Now, the witch wanted her son to grow up to be loving and good, so she always scolded him when he acted badly. And one day he got very sick. So sick that he was going to die! The boy's parents were worried, and nobody could find a cure for him. The witch knew how, though, and even though the demon king tried to stop her, the witch loved her son so much she was willing to go through with it anyway: sacrificing her life for his.

So the witch died, and the boy was saved by her love.

But then demon boy decided that love was why his mother had died, and so he stopped believing in love.

Poor Laharl, so convinced his mother died because of love that he rejected it entirely. It makes what she did entirely pointless, doesn't it? ♥

Free

Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by the organization.

After several days, however, we are beginning to see members of those kidnapped appear back in the city. Some look to suffer from some form of amnesia (not as strong as the one that was going around awhile ago) that prevents them from remembering anything from the events that took place while they were imprisoned. Others (who may or may not remember) physical, mental, and/or emotional damage.

If you see any one of our kidnapped eight, don't hesitate to lend a paw n' help 'em out if needed. Be sure to approach with caution, however. We're not completely sure about everything the organization has done to them.

Speakin' of which, known members of the organization seem to be growing. Another just arrived here a few days ago. Unfortunately another rather 'friendly' one. -They also all have an 'x' in their name for some reason. Am I the only one who noticed that?


The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx
Axel
Lexaeus

KIDNAPPED! (Complete List):

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
Rosette

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Zetsu! Karst!
Where the heck are you?
I thought you were coming to meet me, not make me wait for you until i die of starvation!
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Yunie, Paine! Have you girls seen this?? THERE'S TREASURE EVERYWHERE! I'm not gonna be able to carry it all myself~! Drop me a line, you two!

Oh, and whoever else is reading this, ALL THAT TREASURE IS NOW PROPERTY OF THE GULLWINGS. That means no touchie, okiedokie~? Thankyoumuch!

Amnesia

...tellin' me how to do my job. Pffft, like I don't know how to...

-Citizens!

There really ain't a moments peace in this place. As if the recent kidnappings -which I am still looking into and accepting any information for- wasn't enough we are now facing some kinda wave of amnesia.

Numerous Paixao... eh, Paixaoans, are not only forgetting where they are, but who they are. If you are with anyone suffering from this 'amnesia', you should... Uh... Well, I guess remind them who they are n' all that important. I don't know. Do I look like a doctor? Oy... How can you 'be on the watch' for amnesia, anyway?