Oh you've done jussst the right thing to get hisss attention. I'm mildly sssurprisssed he hasn't resssponded to thisss yet. Maybe if you had played to hisss oversssized ego a bit more...

Oh, well. He's not the type to ignore people looking for him. He'll probably reply to thisss fairly sssoon. Although perhapsss I might be of sssome asssssissstancsse...

My name isss Kaa, who might you be?