Update On Missing People

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Dear Citizens,

Keeping you as up to date as I can, I come with new details about the load of missing people.

According to my sources, there are eight being held together having been kidnapped. I'm not sure if there are more hiding elsewhere, but I can name a few of those eight I know of who are being held prisoner.

KIDNAPPED!

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
???
???
???
???

Because the three unknown prisoners out of the eight could be anyone, I will also be making a list of everyone reported missing. If you know of anyone who's recently disappeared, let me know so I can add them to this list. Also, if you see or hear from any of the following you should report it immediately.

Missing Persons
Ash
Jing
Lan
Rosette
Saitou Hajime
Seta Soujirou
Jack Skellington
Gaston

I'd say it's pretty safe to say these kidnapping are the organizations doing. Still no motive why, or what they have planned. But I do know that they are keeping with their reputation and hurting their victims.

So, again as a reminder, everyone should be on the look out for suspicious activity. Don't travel alone and spread the word of these disappearances to keep everyone informed. Anyone with information should report it to me immediately.

Also, these organization members are extremely dangerous. For your own safety, do not associate with them. They can all be found wearing black coats.

Comments

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Timon I'm very impresssed with you. You're doing a sssplendid job asss a moderator acting like thisss.

It'sss sssuch a ssshame that we all have met under sssuch hossstile cssircumssstancssesss. Greetingsss to thossse of the organizssation. My name isss Kaa, and your' actionsss are quite baffling to me. Thisss kidnapping thing, why not jussst eat your' victomsss and sssave everyone a head-ache, that isss of courssse after you enjoy yourssselvesss. No offenssse to anyone whossse lossst sssomebody but I really would like to underssstand the purposse behind all of thisss, although I doubt I'll dissscover that until far after whatever thessse people intend hasss been acomplissshed.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Are our desires really that much of a concern to you?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Not ssso much a concssern. No no! Nothing like that. Merely a curiosssity? Why kidnap asss opposssed to eat?

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Because we choose to. That is all you need to know.

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

But it'sss our wantsss that make life worth living for.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Did I ever say that was not the case?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

But you've implied otherwissse. Sssoooo sssecretive!

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

As things should be. Would not you be likewise were the situations reversed?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

That would depend on exssactly what the sssituation isss. If i intended to eat my victimsss then I would sssay ssso and be done with it. There'sss little to gain through kidnapping and asss sssuch I ssseek to underssstand.

Therefore I cannot anssswer your' quessstion becaussse your' sssituation isss unknown to me.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

Which is, perhaps, as thing should be. Did you not stop to think of that?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehehehe! Forgive me but your’ logic isss mossst ssself contradicting! Hehehehe! You’ve basssically told me that I should not think or quessstion the way thingsss are but that I ssshould think formyssself what your’ sssituation isss and how it might be bessst not to think about thinking! Sssomewhat hypocritical aren’t you? Hehehehe. No offenssse to Zetsssu but you’re almost like a plant, some one must have just grown you from a ssseed to get resssultsss like thisss. You’re almossst like an animal that’sss been raisssed by the wrong ssspecies. Hehehe.

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

And perhaps that was ever my intent. To sow confusion into the ranks of the enemy is always a good strategy, would you not agree?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehe!!!! It would be a good ssstrategy if you were actually confusssing people. Asss of right now it only appearsss that you are jussst sssome random idiot who'sss vocabulary isss larger than hisss brain. Alssso there isss no defined enemy asss of yet.

Make no missstake, there isss no confusssion that will prevent anyone from getting to the bottom of whatever it isss you're hiding. All you've accomplissshed isss delaying the inevitable.

(ooc: silly human, trix are for kids!)

[onabluemoon.livejournal.com]

And what would a snake know of such things, even though it may have the capability of speech? Whether or not there iss an enemy to be had the fact yet remains that it is a good strategy.

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Agreed, the abillity to ssspeak doesss not make one intelligent. The sssame goesss for you humanssss.

Oh we KNOW that there isss an enemy, you sssimply have not sssaid who it isss. Don't hurt yourself thinking to hard, becaussse the sssimple fact isss that while trying to be confusssing and sssound intelligent, you're loosssing sssight of it all. You sssee, by talking to me you're wasssting your' own time. Why would you do sssomething like that, or do you jussst like the sssound of your' own voice? Or perhapsss you really have no idea of what'sss actually happening and sssimply enjoy pretending to know more than othersss. That really wouldn't sssurprissse me.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well it's about time! This is hard work, you know. -eh, I mean, a piece of cake for someone of my... Credential's.

-just who are you planning to eat?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

No one asss of yet.

Timon, do you catch grubsss jussst for fun or jussst to toy with? You only catch them to eat right? To do otherwissse makesss no sssenssse and would be wassstefull, ssso then why would the organizssation members due anything otherwissse?

Alssso you might noticsse that sssome of the repliesss to your' possst have beeen made by people in black coatsss, asssuming the images on thisss are ssstill asss acurate asss they were when we firssst "met".

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Um, yes? What does eating bugs got to do with the organization. They don't eat bugs. Do they have bugs? How many? Where?

Yeah, I noticed. What's your point?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

Imagine for a minute that you're the organizssation and that the kidnapped victimsss are the bugsss. Beginning to catch on yet?

You've described the membersss of thisss oganizssation as people, and by thisss I can only asssume you mean humansss, in black coatsss. Cssertainly sssomeone of your' "credintialsss" can figure thisss out.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... THEY'RE GOING TO EAT THEM!? Humans don't eat other humans... But they could eat lions! I KNEW IT! I knew that little human lied to me. And now Kovu's gunna be cat food!

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

No. As you sssaid, humansss don't eat other humansss (I'm not sssure about lionsss though). Timon, would you catch a bug if you weren't going to eat it?

And you've completely misssssssed that THE ORGANIZSSATION IS REPLYING TO YOUR' POSSSSSSSSSTSSSSSSSSS.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

O-oh... Phewf! Ah ha...ha... *ahem!* Eh, no. If I wasn't gunna eat it, or anyone I knew, I wouldn't. -unless it was for the odd game of Bug Football. But we ate even those, or at least Pumbaa did.

I noticed! I'm not blind. What are you sayin'?

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

My goodnesssss you are denssse! Ssufficsse it to sssay that you need to be careful what you write on the journalsss. They will read every warning you sssend out and plan accordingly. Be careful and don't mention to anyone where you are via the journalsss.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I am not! You weren't wording things right. ...Mook.

And I knew that.

[hypnotistsnake.livejournal.com]

...I could ssstill eat you. Sssaying thingsss like that offending, assssisssting or informing the wrong people... it'sss dangerousss Timon. I'm jussst making sssure that Paixssao's new moderator doesssn't join the lissst of victimsss.