[voice][screened from Alice]

[lordofthedead]

[the audio is a bit static-filled. it's picking up pieces of the destruction going on. Hades, though. Hades is laughing. He's almost in hysterics. And... is... that the sound of... someone eating popcorn? No it can't be...]

This is a GEM! Beautiful craftsmanship, nicely executed, the screaming of, well, everyone - is always a nice touch. I wish I could take the credit for it, really, I do. But now, that's simply poor sportsmanship and all, and y'know, I'm a nice guy. So hey, I'd love to know the architect to this whole shebang, get myself an autograph.

Anybody?

Anyone out there?

[pause, then more laughter]

Oh, that's right!

[another pause]

You're all busy running for your lives.

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[voice]

[theheartofdarkness]

Not all of us.

[necrofonic]

I didn't know you were so adept at sucking up.

[voice]

[sparkledusted]

[giggle]

I know! I've been watching the show from the sky. You know, the real sky.

[Voice, judging from the sounds he's on a different floor]

[halfdarkened]

What is going on, Hades?

[private to Hades]

[therightcurves]

I'm surprised you're so happy. Aren't you angry someone's messing up your playground?

[text; Anonymous]

[graviga]

Oh, so is that what it takes to make you show yourself?