Would the definition of marriage make it easier? ( probably not. she's going to try anyway. )
mar·riage [mar-ij] noun
¹ a; the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc. b; a similar institution involving partners of the same gender: gay marriage. ² the state, condition, or relationship of being married; wedlock: a happy marriage. ³ the legal or religious ceremony that formalizes the decision of two people to live as a married couple, including the accompanying social festivities: to officiate at a marriage. ⁴ a relationship in which two people have pledged themselves to each other in the manner of a husband and wife, without legal sanction: trial marriage.
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mar·riage [mar-ij]
noun