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All right, all right, I get it! Now whoever it was who decided it would be a good idea to bring me here, I would be very glad if you'd be so kind as to put. Me. Back!

...

[clears his throat]

Ah. Well then. Since it seems I won't be going anywhere anytime soon, I suppose I should introduce myself. Basil of Baker Street's the name, a pleasure to meet all of you. If any of you might have any information that could help me deduce this situation I'd really be quite grateful if you'd produce it for me.

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I can't believe I'm sayin' this, but just because you can't seem somethin' that doesn't mean they don't exist.

I never said they didn't exist, only that my time would be better spent concerning myself with more pressing matters. Which would require learning as much about this place as I can.

Well, you're on the right track.

Of course I am. I'm a detective, after all.

Yeah, I heard you the first time.

It seemed you needed a reminder. Now, do you know anything that might help? Even the tiniest, most insignificant thing could be important.

I know a lot of things. You'll have to be more specific.

I just said anything. Whatever comes to mind.

You're in a castle.

...What?

You said to say whatever comes to mind.

As little sense as this place makes already, you mean to tell me that it's inside a castle.

Supposedly.

Do you have any proof of this?

I had to go up to other floors. The walk was terrible.

Other floors? Just as vast as this one?

Unfortunately. My feet were killin' me.

What a marvelous feat of architectural ingenuity...

... huh?

To somehow build a castle so large as to fit not only a space like this one, with simulated weather effects and everything, but several floors of the same or possibly even greater size is simply astonishing.

Or simply useless.

Oh, far from useless. Being able to fit multiple cities in a vertical arrangement could be incredibly useful, in fact.

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