http://mastertemplate.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mastertemplate.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaomb2010-12-11 03:49 pm
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A Public Service Announcement from Your Lord and Master

I want to make sure all of you hear this. The show is about to start.

[the sounds of chaos that accompany the Master's skeletal flashes, followed by sounds of snapping in reverse]

The period before and after a Time Lord's passing gives flexibility to the cellular regeneration, making any injuries obsolete. Why was I attempting to be alive forever, when I can be forever immortal by dying?!

[hearty laughter]

By constantly dying, I can feed myself my own flesh and keep myself alive as long as I can. By dying, I keep myself alive. By dying, the only way to stop me is to end my existence!

[aside] Sorry, love. A show with no dinner. Thanks for the sweet though.

[footsteps approach the device, a quick click and the journal is shut off]

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