28 August 2008 @ 10:41 pm
There is a fine line between the acceptable waging of war and cruelty for cruelty's sake.

Organization XIII has crossed that line.

They have kidnapped. They have tortured. They have wrought injury after injury upon the visitors and citizens of this city. But not until recently have they attacked someone who had no possible way to defend herself, someone who had done them no perceivable wrong except for existing.

I am now calling upon all able-bodied people within the city to rise in response to this heinous act. It is time to strike back at our captors, the members of this Organization.

-Gen. Sephiroth
11 December 2007 @ 01:35 pm
Akatsuki report.
13 November 2007 @ 02:41 pm
Citizens and visitors of Paixao - more specifically, to our visitors:

It saddens me that I must begin this notice with an apology. I have noticed the abrupt influx of visitors to our streets, and to all of you that have just arrived: Welcome to our fair city! I am only sorry that you have arrived here during a troubled time.

It is my duty as Mayor to warn you of the strange maladies that have befallen many of us of late - many of the visitors and citizens alike have fallen ill, including even myself. It seems to affect everyone in different ways, so be cautious. Our authorities are investigating the matter, but we cannot at this point rule out foul play, nor have we yet discovered the source from which all this originated. If anyone has any information on the subject, please report it to myself or the police immediately! I hope that by working together we can get to the bottom of this once and for all.

That said, I wish, again, to welcome all the newcomers to our city. While we are not currently sure how it is that you were brought here, please know that our scientists are working diligently on the development of transportation back to your respective homes, and have been making great strides in the area.

In the meantime, if you are in need of lodging, the Actua Are Hotels, Haja o Que Houver, Iriela Apartments, O Pastor Hotel, and Villas Salonas have all agreed to provide significant discounts to foreign refugees. The Palazzo Townhomes and Vocea Condominiums have also informed me they are accepting new tenants.

I hope, despite the difficult times upon us all, that we may have this all resolved in the near future. Thank you all for your patience.


The Mayor of Paixao
03 May 2007 @ 03:00 am
What is WRONG with this place? Everything is fake!

Or more importantly, where IS this place? Its not in the Fire Nation OR Earth Kingdom OR any Water Tribe village I've ever seen and I'm pretty sure there aren't this many people alive in an Air temple... And that's all the places there are!

Back to this place; These people all have weird hair and their clothes are all different colors! What kind of cultural unity and elemental identity do you accomplish with DIFFERENT colors?

Something is just not right about this city.
01 May 2007 @ 08:09 pm

This whole thing is hilarious. Fine. You had your laughs, whatever.

Where the fuck are you.
24 April 2007 @ 03:13 pm
Attention all Paixins... Paixaonies, Paxories? Oy, what were they callin' them again? ...Paixaoans! -yeah, that's the one. *ahem* This is your newly elected moderator speaking; the one and only me! And it is with high spirits I boldly accept my new duty of taking care of all you little people out there. Unlike that lousy, good for nothin' mayor, I will be answering your questions and dealing with both new and old visitors to the island.

Now then, as your royal person, leader, CEO, and... Eh, basic, good old fashion moderator I have but a few simple demands:

First, I would like peace and harmony amongst all the Paixaoans of the island. -yeah, that's good. And second, I'd like a million dollars. Or pearls... Or clams, something expensive.

Actually! Why don't you give me the million clams first, and we'll do peace and harmony amongst all the Paixaoans second? That works well.

-Oh! Yeah, and third, I want a full body fur brushing every morning with a nice, stiff bristled bush.

...you know, now that I think of it, why don't you give me the clams and the fur brushing first and second 'cause their easy ones and third we'll do the peace and harmony amongst the paixaoans stuff.
09 April 2007 @ 02:36 am
The Mayor of Paixao speaking.

Firstly, I would like to welcome all of those who have been in Paixao. The greeting is probably late for many of you but... I hope that you are somewhat enjoying your stay here.

My secretary has informed me that several of you have filed complaints regarding Paixao. Because of the mass number of them, I think it would be much more efficient to answer questions and complains using the Journal Message Boards. Through this post, comment with any questions and/or complaints and I will try to respond to them.

13 January 2007 @ 01:22 am
Ah, finally, a messageboard! It's about time I found something that I recognize in this city, even if it is on a strange little electronic device such as this.

I've never actually posted a mark on one of these before, but I have a sneaking suspicision that my sudden appearance in this city has something to do with a certain grimy bangaa by the name of Ba'Gamnan. And this is the last straw; it's high time I rid myself of the nuisance once and for all.

I would estimate him to be a Rank V mark, and he can be found barrelling clumsily around Rabanastre on practically any given day. Let me know if you're interested in this petition. Archadian nobility and those who work closely with them need not apply.
06 January 2007 @ 09:30 am

We're searching for the following ninjas, who have pictures and descriptions below. If any of you are present in Paixao, or if anyone reading this has seen someone corresponding to their description, please report condition, location, and age as closely as can be approximated, and contact us immediately.

A very tall and powerful man. They can't be seen in this picture, but his hair is dark blue and spiky, and his teeth are sharklike. Also unseen is Samehada, the large sword he carries, usually wrapped in bandages.

Also a male, whatever he may look like. The most important identifying features are the mouths in both palms. Might be the source of any explosions heard, and possibly traveling with Sasori.

May be seen in either his real body, pictured above, or inside a puppet body--it would probably be easily recognizable as one. He appears to be in his teenage years. Not shown in this picture, but he has extra arms attached to his back, probably hidden under a cloak.

He wears a chain of prayer beads, though they can't be seen in this picture, and wields a three-bladed scythe. The easiest way to know it's him is to ask about Jashin, his religion. Possibly traveling with Kakuzu.

Even taller than Kisame--his height is probably the best way to notice him. Another way is to start talking about finances.

Sasuke Uchiha
Not much else to identify him with, besides what's in the picture, save for one thing--ask to see his sharingan. His irises will turn red, with black marks. They're about the same pattern as the cursed seal on his neck, but that would be hard to see in passing. Sasuke, if you're reading this, your brother would very much like to see you.

If any of you are here, we expect you to answer. Don't make us hunt you down.

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