06 May 2011 @ 08:28 pm
Dear Current and Hopefully Future Patrons of the Golden Turtle,

I was recently introduced to the wonderful event known as a tea party. Being so delighted by it, I decided to host one of my own!

THE GOLDEN TURTLE TEA PARTY

I realize that there are many issues at hand within the city of Paixao, but we must remember to tend to our families and friends as much as we tend to our gardens. Come to the Golden Turtle and relax your nerves from stress. I have a collection of games available in the shop. I may even extend a challenging game of Pai Sho against any patrons. There may yet be a prize!

I hope to see you there!
Iroh
 
 
26 March 2011 @ 03:06 pm
Hey, this is pretty cool…

Alright, where the hell am I?! If you bastards know anything, you better tell me and get me back to where I was! Al, Winry? You guys aren’t here too, are you? HEY!! SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!
 
 
Current Mood: enraged
 
 
09 December 2010 @ 08:03 pm
All right, so far I’ve been looking around Paixao and only have some normal animals that came here. Ordinary creatures I’ve studied before, nothing different or new, unless you count the Lumens and Heartless.

So I’m going to ask a question, and I hope there will be a good answer to this. Are there any creatures here that are mythical or out of the ordinary?
 
 
15 October 2010 @ 06:08 pm
[An energetic, youthful voice crackles on the message board, broadcasting to anyone who'll listen. It sounds rather annoyed, though that quickly changes to enthusiastic amusement]

Alright, when’s this? This isn’t where I set the coordinates. The air smells… off. It’s an artificial world, isn’t it? Ah-hah, so that’s it. Right, then. I'm the Doctor; what seems to be the problem here? And don’t tell me there isn’t; I know trouble when I see it, and this is definitely troublesome. No, not the end of the uni – ah, maybe. But that’s alright, I’ve done this before, I’ll do it again. It’s the universe; something’s got to happen. So, then, what is it? Is there despair? Danger? Is the tea getting cold? Blimey, I hate it when that happens.

I can reset the TARDIS coordinates to five minutes past Amelia later. This is brilliant! New-old world where something’s not quite right; classic.
 
 
14 October 2010 @ 02:23 pm
So, now that I guess you could say I've -- settled in, but let's use the term loosely shall we? Heh.

Anyway, after having a look around the city, I was wondering -- is there any fontech or mechanical shops around? I'm not sure how much business something like that might pull in for a place like this, but if there's anyone out there currently operating -- I'd definitely be willing to offer my services. Sitting around all day gets sort of boring after awhile, if you get my drift...
 
 
09 September 2010 @ 11:37 pm
STOP!
Do you know where your Cucumis sativus is at this time of night?

I don't mean to cause alarm but I have very strong reason to believe there may be a cucumber thief on the loose. Over the last three weeks I have come home to find any cucumbers I had left out on the counter to of mysteriously vanished during my absents. Even more alarming, the thief has gone so far as to have stolen them from my kitchen while I was present in my home at the time. How atrocious! If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious. Supercalifragilist- Ach, no! The musical number isn't yet. Think of the cukes! Those sweet, innocent, little cukes... They didn't even a chance! HOW GREATLY I MISS THEIR PLEASANT CRUNCH!

Which reminds me! What little traces I have found of the thief's presence, aside from my missing cucumbers, were my beautiful cucumbers chewed remains. A curious, almost transparent substance, coated them which I have only begun to analyze but I felt others are to be advised not to leave their cucumbers out in the open in risk of them vanishing.

SO BE WARNED! 

He’s climbin' in your windows, he’s snatchin' your cucumbers up! Tryna eat em so y’all need to hide your cukes, hide your pickles. Hide your cukes, hide your pickles. Hide your cukes, hide your pickles. And hide your gourds, cuz they’re eatin' everythan out here!
 
 
Realized I haven't used this in awhile, not that I've really had much reason to use it, but still been rather some time since I made some kind of 'post'.

Right! So... Hello! Lot of new faces around here, I see! Becoming more and more like Disneyland...

Moving on... Point of me posting this! I'm curious about something that perhaps some of you might be able to assist me with. How many of you have met the fellow that goes by 'the Master'? Any of you? I'd like to have a word with you, if you have, if you could spare me a moment of your time.