It has come to my attention that while my bowtie wearing fiancé might know many a folk to invite to our joining ceremony, I do not. And, I am not fully aware of whom he has invited. That being said, the best solution to this awkward issue is this:
YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF
(the lad with the affinity for bowties)
(the woman living with the lad with the affinity for bowties)
Problem solved, I should think!
…although that only resolves the one awkward issue.
Another is that I haven’t the foggiest whom will even conduct the ceremony. Does anyone know where I can attain one of those earthling priest persons? Or someone else who can perform such a task?