02 June 2011 @ 10:14 am
WHERE IS SHE?!

[The roar that follows echoes through the domes, reverberating throughout almost half the city from the Western slums. Anyone who listens to the post will find that Beast didn't bother to stop recording it, and will find their ears assaulted with as much power as the journal speakers can muster. The sounds of furniture getting destroyed can also be heard in the background.]

[ooc: Beast's replies are going to have lots of caps, and lots of angry yelling. Just...in case that wasn't painfully obvious. >.>]
 
 
06 May 2011 @ 08:28 pm
Dear Current and Hopefully Future Patrons of the Golden Turtle,

I was recently introduced to the wonderful event known as a tea party. Being so delighted by it, I decided to host one of my own!

THE GOLDEN TURTLE TEA PARTY

I realize that there are many issues at hand within the city of Paixao, but we must remember to tend to our families and friends as much as we tend to our gardens. Come to the Golden Turtle and relax your nerves from stress. I have a collection of games available in the shop. I may even extend a challenging game of Pai Sho against any patrons. There may yet be a prize!

I hope to see you there!
Iroh
 
 
11 April 2011 @ 10:30 pm
Kanaria? Kanaria? ...

She’s not answering, this isn’t good…

This is not good… Kanaria!

… [Frustrated sigh.]

Has anyone seen Kanaria?! Little girl, porcelain like skin, green hair? Anyone?!
 
 
Did I ever mention that there's nothing to do in this stupid place? Even with all the other worlds, there's nothing here!

Sokka, Suki, what are you guys up to?
 
 
Current Mood: bored
 
 
27 November 2010 @ 07:29 pm
Hey, lovebirds. I found someone who has some info on this stupid place and he wants us to meet up and go exploring with him and his friends. What do ya say?
 
 
Current Mood: bored
 
 
11 November 2010 @ 08:52 am
- drana, dryd cruimt tu ed. [tapping sound]

Ahem. Testing, one, two, three! This is Rikku. Does anyone read me?
 
 
20 August 2010 @ 06:10 pm
Attention, citizens! Or, since our new Mayor has insisted on segregating us...attention, fellow Paixao visitors! As you've no doubt noticed by this point, many fine shops in the city are turning our perfectly good business away. And why? Because we're different. Because we haven't conformed. In an effort to mold you into a bland, one dimensional shadow of your former selves, Marcus Praetoris has put into effect a new law, forcing you to either be what he wants you to be or suffer the consequences.

Lucky for you, not every shop and citizen in Paixao fears change. The gypsies are more than happy to take your money for whatever goods they might have, as well as a few other shops in what no doubt our dear Mayor might call "the poor district."

You have a goddess on your side, friends. I've struck a deal with our gypsy neighbors -- until the powers that be overturn this archaic law and accept us for who we are, I'll provide you with anything you need, for a discounted price. And I do mean anything.

You'll find my temporary shop across the street from the Cheap Prayer. I think I'll call it "New Hope."
 
 
09 August 2010 @ 06:56 pm
 
I have yet to address the city as a whole since my election to the position of mayor, and for that, I do apologize. But at last I have selected my staff who, over the next few days, will be aiding myself in rejuvenating Paixao. We have already begun the simpler stages of this process; now, we are to act, and the fruits of efforts will soon be on display for all.

I take the time now to address any pressing matters that any of our foreigners may currently have.




Mayor Marcus Praetoris
 
 
28 January 2010 @ 07:49 pm
[visceral chewing sounds and grunting, before the sound of something clattering on an empty plate]

I was eating meat exponentially more delicious than this, on board my own ship, watching Japan burn. Now, I'm stuck eating the scraps. Chewing on marrow. It's not glamourous. But I'm so hungry.

And the drums are still there, constantly pounding away. [deep sigh, then a chuckle]

If there was someone to make them stop, to cure me of them, to heal me. Know anyone like that, Paixao?

 
 
22 April 2008 @ 04:24 pm
Dear Paixaoans,

Yeah missed me, hu? I thought you might. I'm a pretty lovable character, you know. Not to fear, I ain't got any plans on going anywhere any time soon. I know my adoring public needs me and as long as they do I will continue to-- What? No, Pumbaa, not now. I'm in the middle of somethin'... No, I didn't. He did it himself... Hey, that's not my fault. If he... Look, we're not having this conversation right now. I'm busy.

Eh... You'll have to excuse my associate. He has a terrible habit of INTERRUPTING ME WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

Ahem! Anywho... It's come to my attention that a lot of you have been makin' contact with certain members of the known threat that is Organization XIII. Allow me to remind you that these people are extremely dangerous, and should by no means be trusted n' any way. We're talkin' 'bout the same guys who kidnapped many citizens just like you n' me and conducted all those nasty experiments on 'em; tortured 'em!

Recent attempts by The Organization at kidnapping have also been noted. This forces me to also remind you all ta be on the look out for suspicious activity and travel in numbers. It's safer that way. Organization members have taken on a change of wardrobe now that their black coats are so recognizable so they may not be as easy to spot unless you're familiar with 'em. If there are any artists out there willin' to sketch 'em out to help others familiarize themselves with them, that'd be real helpful.

Organization XIII itself consists of thirteen members, each goin' by a particular number (example: Larxene is also known number XII). All members are also known ta have at least one 'X' in their names. Though, when they approach you they'll probably introduce themselves by a different name. Their greatest known interest is collecting hearts, although their experiments involvin' two elements called 'Light' n' 'Darkness' have shown others.

Some of the creatures seen running around the city, at one time attacking it, are known as 'Heartless' and 'Nobodies'. These creatures supposedly created when a
heart is lost to darkness. They are controlled by The Organization and are considered just as dangerous as members themselves.

Keepin' this n' all new details in mind, be careful. We don't need any more casualties than we already have. New information involving anything you think could be important will always be accepted at any time. Exchanges in information are also negotiable.

Any further questions, comments, et cetera, et cetera I'll, eh, take 'em up the best I can.

Sincerely,

The Future Mayor of Paixao

... Whew, that was a long one!
 
 
05 July 2007 @ 10:53 pm
 
Zetsu! Karst!
Where the heck are you?
I thought you were coming to meet me, not make me wait for you until i die of starvation!
 
 
04 July 2007 @ 09:42 pm
 
Attention Citizens! This is your- ...is this thing on? Eh, testing! Teeeeeeesting! ... Oh, it is. Ah heh, heh, heh...

As I was saying. This is your one and only, absolutely sensational, greatly praised and adored moderator: ME! It's been awhile since I've, ha ha, blessed you all with my presence. Unlike that other Mook, the so called 'Mayor', I've been keeping collecting information on the current cases of missing citizens and other events while he was probably off on a vacation.

You know... I could really go for one of those 'bout now. Spend a day out in the sun, just soakin' it in... This stuff is way tougher then I thought it'd be. -EH! Not that I'm havin' any regrets or anythin'! I'm on top of things, totally know what I'm doin'. I don't need no vacation to stay my best!

*ahem* SO! Let's get back to business, shall we? We still have many missing and kidnapped citizens. You should be keeping an eye out for any of the listed and report any information you might have on the kidnappings or missing cases to me personally.

It's official that the organization is behind these kidnappings. Also be on the watch for them. Do not trust them. Do not speak with them. It's for your own safety. These are the same 'people' who have our eight kidnapped victims locked away and are hurting them. They are best identified for their black coats. Any further information on them will be accepted.

Remember: Be on the look out for suspicious activity. Don't travel alone and spread the word of these disappearances to keep everyone informed.


The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx

KIDNAPPED!

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
???

Missing Persons

Ash
Jing
Lan
Rosette
Saitou Hajime
Seta Soujirou
Bloo
Syaoran
 
 
04 July 2007 @ 07:54 pm
 
To those suffering from amnesia, or who know of someone who suffers from amnesia, please do not be alarmed.

It seems the amnesia is a temporary hindrance, with no known cause yet. I was a victim of it as well, and I have already regained my memories.

Thank you, Yoda...

My name is Garnet and I am seeking potential friends against our captors.
 
 
08 May 2007 @ 04:35 pm
Citizen of Paixao, it's me again. I'm still waiting for my payment for my expertise, at least that fur brushing, just to remind you. The position is still open to anyone who would like to take on such an honor.

But, eh, that's not what this bulletin is about. We got, believe it or not, more important matters at hand. Yeah see, it's recently come to my attention that there's been a lot of disappearances lately. A lot citizens have just vanished; on their own or right in front of people. Others kidnapped by... Larxene.

Everyone should be on the look out for suspicious activity. Don't travel alone and spread the word of these disappearances to keep everyone informed. Anyone with information should report it to me immediately. We've gotta get to the bottom of this.
 
 
03 May 2007 @ 03:00 am
 
What is WRONG with this place? Everything is fake!

Or more importantly, where IS this place? Its not in the Fire Nation OR Earth Kingdom OR any Water Tribe village I've ever seen and I'm pretty sure there aren't this many people alive in an Air temple... And that's all the places there are!

Back to this place; These people all have weird hair and their clothes are all different colors! What kind of cultural unity and elemental identity do you accomplish with DIFFERENT colors?

Something is just not right about this city.
 
 
17 March 2007 @ 01:00 am
 
Hey! Donald, Goofy! If you're out there, please come find me! That was stupid to leave me behind!

I'm at the Vanaheim gate, and I'm very, very confused.
 
 
Current Mood: hopeful
 
 

1. Your gates are tacky. Incredibly tacky. Who the hell likes "golden flames" other than those lame D&D addicts? And these journals? What, all they can do is that? No proper network, programming, nothing? Tacky. Also, your brochures are too fucking long.

2. Your message board is full of idiots. Don't worry, all you skeptics and somewhat intelligent people out there, I'm not one of them.

3. Anyone else here is/was supposed to be/thinks they're dead? 

4. Seems the general rule is "you can't get out of this fucking place." Anyone tried breaking the rules? It'd be really really nice to be able to get out. Really nice. As in, there is someone one there who will get slaughtered flay me alive if I don't get back soon.

5. FUCKITI'MRUNNINGOUTOFCIGARETTES