26 March 2011 @ 03:06 pm
Hey, this is pretty cool…

Alright, where the hell am I?! If you bastards know anything, you better tell me and get me back to where I was! Al, Winry? You guys aren’t here too, are you? HEY!! SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!
 
 
Current Mood: enraged
 
 
09 September 2010 @ 11:37 pm
STOP!
Do you know where your Cucumis sativus is at this time of night?

I don't mean to cause alarm but I have very strong reason to believe there may be a cucumber thief on the loose. Over the last three weeks I have come home to find any cucumbers I had left out on the counter to of mysteriously vanished during my absents. Even more alarming, the thief has gone so far as to have stolen them from my kitchen while I was present in my home at the time. How atrocious! If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious. Supercalifragilist- Ach, no! The musical number isn't yet. Think of the cukes! Those sweet, innocent, little cukes... They didn't even a chance! HOW GREATLY I MISS THEIR PLEASANT CRUNCH!

Which reminds me! What little traces I have found of the thief's presence, aside from my missing cucumbers, were my beautiful cucumbers chewed remains. A curious, almost transparent substance, coated them which I have only begun to analyze but I felt others are to be advised not to leave their cucumbers out in the open in risk of them vanishing.

SO BE WARNED! 

He’s climbin' in your windows, he’s snatchin' your cucumbers up! Tryna eat em so y’all need to hide your cukes, hide your pickles. Hide your cukes, hide your pickles. Hide your cukes, hide your pickles. And hide your gourds, cuz they’re eatin' everythan out here!
 
 
09 August 2010 @ 06:56 pm
 
I have yet to address the city as a whole since my election to the position of mayor, and for that, I do apologize. But at last I have selected my staff who, over the next few days, will be aiding myself in rejuvenating Paixao. We have already begun the simpler stages of this process; now, we are to act, and the fruits of efforts will soon be on display for all.

I take the time now to address any pressing matters that any of our foreigners may currently have.




Mayor Marcus Praetoris
 
 
14 June 2010 @ 02:11 pm


This is a picture of my friend Toph. Toph is a Earthbender who went missing, oh, about two weeks ago now.

I'm kiiiiiinda getting worried. It's not like Toph can't look after herself, but... she's been gone awhile now. She said she was going to go search for the "Lost City of the Badgermoles" or something, but I'm starting to think she's just lost.

So, if anyone sees her, I'd really appreciate you letting me (Sokka) know.

Thanks!