Attention Citizens! This is your- ...is this thing on? Eh, testing! Teeeeeee
sting! ... Oh, it is. Ah heh, heh, heh...
As I was saying. This is your one and only, absolutely sensational, greatly praised and adored moderator: ME!
It's been awhile since I've, ha ha, blessed
you all with my presence. Unlike that other Mook, the so called 'Mayor', I've been keeping collecting information on the current cases of missing citizens and other events while he was probably off on a vacation.
You know... I could really go for one of those 'bout now. Spend a day out in the sun, just soakin' it in... This stuff is way tougher then I thought it'd be. -EH! Not that I'm havin' any regrets or anythin'! I'm on top of things, totally know what I'm doin'. I don't need no vacation to stay my best!
*ahem* SO! Let's get back to business, shall we? We still have many missing and kidnapped citizens. You should be keeping an eye out for any of the listed and report any information you might have on the kidnappings or missing cases to me personally.
that the organization is behind these kidnappings
. Also be on the watch for them. Do not trust them. Do not speak with them. It's for your own safety. These are the same 'people' who
have our eight kidnapped victims locked away
and are hurting
them. They are best identified for their black coats
. Any further information on them will be accepted.
Remember: Be on the look out for suspicious activity. Don't travel alone and spread the word of these disappearances to keep everyone informed.
The Organization (Known Members):