I am seeking some form of training for combat. Recent events have made me realize how insufficient I am on the field of battle. I would really prefer not to be a liability, or at the very least, not hold people back.

To this end, I'm hoping there is someone experienced in fighting who can teach me some self-defense. I'm not sure what kind of combat I'd be most suited for, since I am so inexperienced in such things, but I'm willing to do whatever is deemed necessary.

I would pay for these training sessions, of course.

Thank you very much.

17 September 2008 @ 11:00 am
[Message sent to just about anybody Zack can spam.]

Guys? Hey, not that I want to act like I'm panicking needlessly here but uh. I think I lost someone.

Has anyone seen my friend Spi- Cloud Strife around? Blond spiky hair, kinda feisty, about four foot eleven or so, has a rifle in hand and was wearing combat blues with brown holsters the last time I saw him. He was supposed to be at the hotel we're staying at and he's not here. Not that I don't trust him not to take care of himself but...you know what? Screw that.

I'm offering a reward of gil or services for legitimate info that will lead me to retrieve Cloud Strife. If he's kidnapped, I'm offering a truck load of pain to the bastard who did it. Return him. Before I tear this place down.
07 August 2008 @ 02:37 am
So. ♥

I was talking to Timon~. He's so helpful. I have a list. What sort of list? Here's part of it.


Can anyone guess what this list is? ♥
Current Mood: energetic
01 April 2008 @ 06:34 pm
Man, this is weird. This place needs to decide what year it is pronto, for one thing. I don't know whether it thinks it's a western or a sci-fi flick although I gotta admit the wireless computers are pretty cool. Anyway, can somebody give me a little more info about where I am? I tried asking the guy at the gate, but he wouldn't give me a straight answer, the jerk.

Also, there's some people I'm looking for. If they wind up here, too, please tell them Keiichi's looking for them.
- Sonozaki Mion (she has long green hair, puts it in a ponytail, calls herself Old Man a lot)
- Sonozaki Shion (she's Mion's twin sister so they look alike, but Shion wears her hair down)
- Ryuugu Rena (orange hair, takes cute things home with her all the time)
- Hojo Satoko (blonde, about 9, does a really good evil laugh)
- Furude Rika (blue hair, about Satoko's age, gets taken home by Rena a lot)

And uh... if anybody runs into a photographer named Tomitake, he'll know who I am, too.
02 February 2008 @ 09:05 pm
To: All known operatives, allies, and/or members of ShinRa Corporation, incl. Turks and SOLDIER operatives
From: Gen. Sephiroth
Subject: Employment

It has come to my attention that people belonging to or associated with the above listed organizations have recently entered the city. Upon consideration, it seems in the best interest of all involved to meet with myself or a duly appointed representative regarding possible employment options.

ShinRa corporation does not exist in this world, but I personally see no reason that we cannot continue to work as a cohesive force. For those lacking faith in my continued sanity, I offer a meeting, unarmed, at a place of your choosing.


-General Sephiroth, SOLDIER CinC
19 January 2007 @ 10:58 am
Uhh... Tseng? Reno? Rude? We got a little delayed and some of us are injured thanks to that black robed freakish cockroach looking woman that attacked us. And if anyone tells Reno that I ended up shocking myself with my EMR thanks to Myra, I am promptly finding whatever nasty bugs there are here and loading their bed up with them.

Where are you all at?
14 October 2006 @ 12:53 pm
Private to the Turks )
Current Mood: predatory
12 October 2006 @ 11:05 pm
Private to the Turks )
Current Mood: predatory
10 October 2006 @ 04:42 pm
Oh Mister President~ where are you? We have some unfinished business to attend to...

27 September 2006 @ 12:08 am
I'm looking for some people! Actually, a whole bunch of people! But finding just one of them would be okay.

One of them looks like he has a squirrel on his head (his hair covers the side of his face). It's bluishy.
One of them has black hair, looks permanently annoyed, and has a dot on his head.
One is bald with dark glasses.
One has messy red hair and tattoos on his cheeks.
One has messy reddish-brown hair.
One is a big strong man with spiky brown hair.
One is a girl, she has short blond hair.
One is a girl with long greyish brown hair.
One guy has a scar on his cheek and has a long pointy thing.
Lastly, one is a smaller girl with a pair of shuriken, and cinnamon-colored hair.

Phew! If you see anyone who looks like this, please let me know. :) Let them know Lorie is looking for them, okay?

Also... what is UP with these weird white things everywhere?! There's so many! It's getting to be a pain!
26 February 2006 @ 08:23 pm
To whoever wasn't aware, Reno was just stood up by a supposedly 'gorgeous' girl (that he hadn't ever even seen a real picture of), after waiting a grand total of five hours for her.

Thank you.
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