14 February 2013 @ 11:04 pm
[ Although everything indicates that the poster is Laharl, the voice that speaks is decidedly not the young Overlord's. ]

Before we embark on this journey for a way out that will undoubtedly be filled with peril, I have a public service announcement to make that will benefit all of you. Naturally, we'll need all the strength we can get to face our opponents so I will share with you the secret to quickly becoming stronger! Not only that, but it is also the key to a long and healthy life, and that secret is .... SARRDIIINEEESS!!

Sardines are very nutritious, full of nutrients like omega-3 fatty acids that help you stay as healthy as can be by preventing diseases, cleansing your blood and helping you to burn fat that much faster. They aren't just full of antioxidants, they actually enhance physical energy too! They have all the necessary B vitamins and major minerals. What more could you possibly want!? They should be part of every staple diet! I can attest to their power myself, it's thanks to sardines that I have regained the power I once lost as a Tyrant.

The sardine goodness doesn't just end at their culinary value, however! It's even said that they repel evil due to their potent smell. So don't you underestimate the power of sardines.

You can taste just how great these fish are for yourselves! Just ask for them from the Prinnies on the sixth floor. We MUST be well-prepared!
 
 
11 September 2012 @ 02:16 am
[There was a sound of Woody running, light taps anyway of what sounds like running. He could barely catch his breath. He sounds a bit panicked. Woody knows the destruction that happened while he was away. He is NOTHING but worried and stressed.]

I can’t find…. I can’t find…

Oh someone please, oh no don’t tell me that something bad-Has anyone seen Bullseye?!
 
 
03 June 2012 @ 07:26 pm

You know, this is starting to get real old. I've had it up to here with everyone avoiding me lately. Just cut it out already, would you? It ain't funny anymore. Believe me, I know funny.

I mean it, guys! This is where I put my foot down. Well, maybe not there. The floors kinda dirty in that spot but I'm putting it HERE! My foot. Down. So you better fess up.

...

Unless... Unless you're really not here anymore. And everyone already went home. And I'm the only one left! No, that can't be it. I can't be the last one here, can I?

... CAN I?!

 
 
12 February 2012 @ 11:55 pm
So... If someone were to hypothetically swallow some... Oh, I don't know, supposedly 'magic' beans, what might be the result of that?
 
 
13 December 2011 @ 04:22 pm
Quaint little city, isn't it? If only they hadn't been so rude about my... accommodations. But what's past is past. I must say the locals are a joy in themselves, busy like little worker ants. 

Enough about them. I'm a sociable man, so let's do the best to make light out of our unfortunate situation and socialize. Go on, do tell me about your minuscule lives--a name, anything. I'm dying to know. 

Or maybe you'd like to discuss holidays. Christmas will arrive any moment, you know. Any plans? I know have one or two of my own...

[Chuckles.]
 
 
31 October 2011 @ 08:37 pm
I must maintain serenity. Sleep is not the portal to the r-real. It [chokes] has no-

[whimpers]

Zuko. I'm so sorry, Zuko.

 
 
16 October 2011 @ 05:29 pm
What am I supposed to do with all this snow - is that what folk have been calling it? The cold is treacherous and my son is sick from being out in it so long. [pause] I hope everyone's taking care of themselves. When you stop shivering it doesn't mean you're suddenly not cold anymore!
 
 
01 June 2011 @ 03:10 am
[there's a shrill, babbling voice of a worried mother meerkat cutting across the board]

I knew it, I knew it - why did I give him so much space? Why did I keep my mouth shut? It seemed something good to try at the time but but - he's gone! He's been gone for so long and he hasn't come back and he always came back except now! He's not coming back this time, I just know it. And I don't even know where he went... Timon, all alone out in this frightening jungle!

[long, quiet, jittery pause... and then a hitched sob]

He's dead. My little Timmy is... is dead!

[because Ma totally has all the evidence for this. yep.]