09 April 2010 @ 01:03 am
 
[There's an image of Sora holding up a crudely drawn poster]




VOTE FOR TIMON!
 
 
05 April 2010 @ 03:26 pm
 
Citizens of Paixao, it's been a difficult time here, I know. Through it all, one person has been with you. One person has been there through the hard times, the good times and everything in between. One person has gone out of their way to keep you informed and in good hands.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take this time to officially announce that I'm dropping out of Paixao's mayoral race and supporting that singular person of questionable moral compass but undeniable cunning:

Timon for Mayor!



I know what you're thinking. Sure, he's short and he's got a mouth that won't quit, but he's been around longer than most of us. He knows the game, friends, and I'm willing to put my money on the experienced horse. And if you're worried he won't have the walk to back up his talk, don't stress: I'll personally offer my services to keep him in line and the rest of you protected.

Whether he likes it or not.
 
 
11 February 2010 @ 06:28 pm
Could anybody tell me what a Lumen eats?
 
 
Current Music: Matsushita Yuya - foolish foolish
Current Location: home
Current Mood: cheerful
 
 
10 February 2010 @ 11:46 pm
PAIXAO – it has been long since the passing of Mayor Oturo Heirwidthal, and the city has continued on without a mayor in office. Despite our losses with City Hall, this should not stop us from electing a sixth mayor into the City of Paixao. A new guide is needed to stand before us and lead our citizens out of darkness.

For those who were not around at the time of Mayor Heirwidthal, he provided our city with exceptional aid, bringing in new technology and setting up the journal system that all of Paixao has benefited from. It is only unfortunate that he passed on before his studies in inter-dimensional travel was able to flourish…

But we must move forward, beyond his days.

We are now opening up mayoral elections.

Be advised, in order to run for mayor you must be an official citizen of Paixao. With City Hall out of our control, we have set up office with the building formerly known as Clan Centurio, located at I8 on the city map. The process is simple, and you will receive a certificate of citizenship after you apply.

More details in regards to citizenship will come shortly.


Rosemary
mayoral secretary
 
 
02 February 2010 @ 01:15 pm
Hello, darlings! My name is Ursula and it's a pleasure to introduce myself to all of you. I've been quiet, I know, but you simply must know how difficult it is to get settled here. Accommodations aside, it's just so unsettling to adjust in a new environment.

But! Let us not get all tangled up in the details, mmm? [low chuckle] No, I'm here to talk about the tricky matter of business.

I don't expect any of you to know this, but I've quite the hand at magic. And, though I fully admit to a little misconduct in the past, I'm more than happy to help the poor, innocent, suffering and unfortunate souls like yourselves. Yes, yes, magic doesn't make the world go 'round, but it's more reliable than you think!

Everyone has secret wishes, pets, make no mistake about that. Things you looong for that you simply can't ask for, to say nothing of actually possessing! And if you did try to get your heart's desire, what happens then? [a slight growl enters her voice] Judgement.

If you find yourself in need of what you can't get for yourself, seek me out. Follow the river down from the Niflheim gate to the ocean beyond. There, you will see a single torch in the shore. Light it and wait. I'll be there.

[and back to the musical lilt] Let's make a deal, my friends.
 
 
31 January 2010 @ 12:21 am
If someone could direct me to the nearest exit of this town and back to home, I'd very much appreciate it.

After all, if you're really helpful, I just may have a reward for you~
 
 
Current Location: home
Current Mood: curious
 
 
11 January 2010 @ 11:13 pm
Is it common for people to leave and come back to this place?

Lei'ella, Yorda, are either of you still here?
 
 
17 October 2009 @ 02:41 pm
I was wondering, I found something. I'm unfamiliar with several terms on it, and I was wondering if anybody could help me identify them?

Castle Oblivion
Kingdom Hearts
Namine
Keybearer

I think it may provide a clue as to the true nature of this place...
 
 
Current Mood: chipper
Current Location: home
Current Music: Tata Young - Cinderella
 
 
31 October 2008 @ 04:29 am
 
Attention dear citizens and visitors of Paixao,

Such a pity the mayor met a rather untimely end. But, well, all things must come to an end, mustn't they?

However, where there are ends, there are also beginnings.

There is a new order here in this city.

I, Maleficent, Mistress of all Evil, lay claim to this city. My will is now law.

Any who dare to oppose shall be dealt with swiftly and with no mercy, but let us hope it should not come to that, shall we?
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
28 October 2008 @ 12:04 am
 
I believe I am owed an explanation.
 
 
01 March 2008 @ 03:11 pm
Dear Citizens of Paixao,

The sudden loss of my rival and adversary, 'The Mayor', has been just as shocking to me as I'm sure it was to all of you. I too wanna hear some answers, hear more details about this horrendous crime and know just who is responsible. However, I doubt we'll be hearing anything soon from the officials due to lack of information shared in the past about certain events. None the less, anyone who does know something about it, I trust... Well, I hope you do what's best with the information.

On the note of the mayors seat now being free, I boldly accept the big comfy chair and take on the role of becoming your leader, C.E.O, and 'ol Mayor myself. As your leader person, it's in my best interest to look out for the well bein' of citizens n' guests of the city, doing all in my power to keep 'em safe from harm and keep 'em as informed as I have over the several past months.

-that reminds me, any gifts you wish to present to me for all my hard work will be accepted. You know, gold, pearls, diamonds, expensive jewellery... That kinds stuff.

Sincerely,

The Future Mayor of Paixao
 
 
27 February 2008 @ 04:57 pm
PAIXAO-- Citizens and esteemed guests of Paixao, it is with great sorrow that we inform you of the untimely passing of Oturo Heirwidthal, celebrated Mayor of Paixao. Rest assured that the police force has closed off the office and we are looking into the cause of his death at this time. Any details that we gather on the situation will be forwarded to you as soon as we are able to give you the information.

Fifth Mayor of Paixao since the city's founding, Oturo Heirwidthal, 52, performed great services for Paixao during his ten years in office, bringing innovation and protection to this city when other Mayors failed. Mayor Heirwidthal was the first to bring new technology to Paixao, setting up the journal program for citizens and guests alike to utilize as an unparalleled resource in the city. His funding for the research of inter-dimensional travel has sparked hope among the people of the city, especially for our guests who find themselves stranded here.

The past ten years have been delightful ones with Mayor Heirwidthal to guide us, and he will be greatly missed.

###
 
 
 
19 February 2008 @ 11:03 pm
I know I must not be the only one around here who's bored~ I'll tell you all a little story, and maybe you'll forget about your boredom for just a little while. ♥

Once upon a time, long ago and far away, there lived a witch. This little witch fell in love, as many humans do. However, this witch fell in love with a demon--a king, in fact. This witch believed that everyone had love, even demons. So the demon king and the witch were married, and they loved each other very much. For a time, they were happy.

And then they had a son. ♥

Now, the witch wanted her son to grow up to be loving and good, so she always scolded him when he acted badly. And one day he got very sick. So sick that he was going to die! The boy's parents were worried, and nobody could find a cure for him. The witch knew how, though, and even though the demon king tried to stop her, the witch loved her son so much she was willing to go through with it anyway: sacrificing her life for his.

So the witch died, and the boy was saved by her love.

But then demon boy decided that love was why his mother had died, and so he stopped believing in love.

Poor Laharl, so convinced his mother died because of love that he rejected it entirely. It makes what she did entirely pointless, doesn't it? ♥
 
 
Current Mood: creative
 
 
14 February 2008 @ 03:17 am
Roses are red, violets are blue;
   Think of the things you've yet to do.
The lily is pale, the ivy is green;
   Think of the things than you haven't seen.
The crocus is purple, the clover is peach;
   Think of the things you've yet to teach.
The jasmine is white, the marigold, amber;
   Think of the things one must remember:
Roses are red, violets are blue;
   Everything's possible, nothing is true.
 
 
 
02 February 2008 @ 09:05 pm
To: All known operatives, allies, and/or members of ShinRa Corporation, incl. Turks and SOLDIER operatives
From: Gen. Sephiroth
Subject: Employment

It has come to my attention that people belonging to or associated with the above listed organizations have recently entered the city. Upon consideration, it seems in the best interest of all involved to meet with myself or a duly appointed representative regarding possible employment options.

ShinRa corporation does not exist in this world, but I personally see no reason that we cannot continue to work as a cohesive force. For those lacking faith in my continued sanity, I offer a meeting, unarmed, at a place of your choosing.

Sincerely,

-General Sephiroth, SOLDIER CinC
 
 
01 February 2008 @ 09:50 pm
Greetings.   As this seems to be the place for it, I would like to know if anyone has seen my fellow generals--I suppose you could call them my siblings.  Should either one be found or have been seen, I would appreciate it if I were informed.

Leviathan  wears blue armor and has blue eyes.  I have not seen many reploids in this place, so I will assume that she, as well as Fefnir will stand out in a crowd.

Fefnir... will likely be more easy to spot.  He wears red armor, has red eyes, and is... rather vocal.

Also, should you encounter a malfunctioning or openly hostile robot, I would like to be informed as well.  I am under orders to eradicate any such Irregular, and I see no reason to deny protection to others simply because I am not in Neo Arcadia.

Thank you for your time.

--Sage General Harpuia
   Leader of Neo Arcadia's air division
 
 
13 January 2008 @ 12:19 am
I was wondering if anyone could help moi settle a dispute.  You see, I am rivals with Laharl (I believe he is well known enough by most people here by now) though he does not seem to think so.  In order to settle this matter once and for all, I am holding a poll to see what others think.

Evidence
* Moi's claim that we are indeed rivals.
* The dictionary definition of the word "rival."
* This conversation.

All I need is a reply to this with your opinion.
 
 
12 January 2008 @ 11:55 pm
THERE IS WHAT I BELIEVE IS KNOWN AS A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ONE LAHARL AND ONE VYERS. THEY HAVE EXPRESSED WISHES TO MAKE IT PUBLIC.

I BELIEVE THIS IS PUBLIC ENOUGH.
 
 
Hmph, there's been a hell of a lot of new idiots people around (and a hell of a lot have left... geez... Go figure I'm still stuck here...) I figure I might as well repeat this. This is all there is really to know about this place:

1. This damn hell of a place is called Paixao. It's in some other world, on an island, probably in another dimension. Maybe even an alternate one. Who the hell knows.

2. Is there anything else here other than this island? Don't know either. If you want to swim for, who knows how far, knock yourself out, there could be. I'd still like to see this thin out some of the idiots around here... bet it'll never happen though.

3. No, you can't leave. I can't even get my Dimensional Gatekeeper to get me away from here, which has never happened before.

4. This place is full of idiotic, blonde residents. They're more damn useless than even normal humans generally are.

5. People can come from not just other worlds but different times. Some even back from the dead or something weird. It's all damn annoying.

6. All the plant life is outside, everything inside is fake. It's damn weird.

7. There's... this Organization in charge. They... You should avoid them.

8. It really really sucks.

So there you go.