28 August 2008 @ 10:41 pm
There is a fine line between the acceptable waging of war and cruelty for cruelty's sake.

Organization XIII has crossed that line.

They have kidnapped. They have tortured. They have wrought injury after injury upon the visitors and citizens of this city. But not until recently have they attacked someone who had no possible way to defend herself, someone who had done them no perceivable wrong except for existing.

I am now calling upon all able-bodied people within the city to rise in response to this heinous act. It is time to strike back at our captors, the members of this Organization.

-Gen. Sephiroth
 
 
28 August 2008 @ 07:28 pm
A little girl by the name of Nina has been kidnapped by The Organization. I don't think I have to tell you she's scared and, unfortunetly, hurt. This is the Organization we're talking about here. Her friend is currently looking for her. Is there anyone out there who could help him... Help her? She's just a little girl.
 
 
07 August 2008 @ 02:37 am
 
So. ♥

I was talking to Timon~. He's so helpful. I have a list. What sort of list? Here's part of it.

Sephiroth
Rosette
Laharl
Karst
Flonne

Can anyone guess what this list is? ♥
 
 
Current Mood: energetic
 
 
19 June 2008 @ 02:26 am
So, I'm hoping you all might be able to help me out. I'm looking for something, however it isn't a person, as some of you might be rather used to seeing on here. What I'm after is a bit different, you see.

I'm searching for knowledge. Information as it were.

I want you all to tell me everything. Everything and anything you've noticed about Paixao. Now, I don't mean the information the welcoming committee always relays, I've heard most of that now, although I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have a bit of a repeat, but that's not really the point of this. What I'm really after is anything that seemed strange, or just a bit out of the ordinary. Even the most insignificant detail that you thought was odd, but just shrugged it off as being a figment of your imagination or nothing important. Because, you see, it could be important! Any little speck of a clue could mean something!

Now, I know what you're all thinking. Why do I want this information, right?

Because, I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't particularly like being stuck in one place for too long. I have places to be, things to do and all that! There's quite the mystery about this place and I intend to solve it, so I can be on my way. Come on then, I know what you're thinking now. How does this lone man intend to figure out what's going on? Why does he think he can figure out what no one else has yet? That's what you're thinking, isn't it? Well, that's easy: It's because if there's anyone who can solve this, I can.

So, allons-- Oh! Wait! Almost forgot... I didn't introduce myself. Sorry about that. Bit rude of me. Got a bad habit of doing that. My name's the Doctor.

There now. All introduced proper like. Now then! As I was saying...

Allons-y! Comment away! Tell me what you know!
 
 
01 March 2008 @ 03:11 pm
Dear Citizens of Paixao,

The sudden loss of my rival and adversary, 'The Mayor', has been just as shocking to me as I'm sure it was to all of you. I too wanna hear some answers, hear more details about this horrendous crime and know just who is responsible. However, I doubt we'll be hearing anything soon from the officials due to lack of information shared in the past about certain events. None the less, anyone who does know something about it, I trust... Well, I hope you do what's best with the information.

On the note of the mayors seat now being free, I boldly accept the big comfy chair and take on the role of becoming your leader, C.E.O, and 'ol Mayor myself. As your leader person, it's in my best interest to look out for the well bein' of citizens n' guests of the city, doing all in my power to keep 'em safe from harm and keep 'em as informed as I have over the several past months.

-that reminds me, any gifts you wish to present to me for all my hard work will be accepted. You know, gold, pearls, diamonds, expensive jewellery... That kinds stuff.

Sincerely,

The Future Mayor of Paixao
 
 
22 January 2008 @ 01:58 am
There's quite a few new people wandering thrrrough these gates of the city, so it only seems prroper to point out the opportunities available to ya lot. I'm President Naja Salaheem and I run a little group called the Salaheem Sentinels; mercenaries doing what needs to be done, some of which being what this city can't seem t'do for itself. I'm situated with the gypsies in Carta Para Ti if you wish to meet with me face to face, or there's always the journals, I'm generally an easy kitten to get in touch with.

I do pay for a job well done, but ya gotta handle havin' a rank slapped alongside yer name. Beginners start out as Private Second Class an' work their way up.

Mind you, jobs might be a bit limited 'til something rrreal comes up, but if I don't have any Sentinels when that time comes, then what's a mithrrra like myself to do?

What I want is people who can get a job done an' listen to what I gotta say without question, got it? No slackers, no cocky self-centered fellas!


SALAHEEM’S SENTINELS - PAIXAO DIVISION
now recruiting mercenaries

…tch, and if you are too weak, I’ll just hire you to do my paperwork.


Location: Carta Para Ti
Note: If the gypsies even brush you off, then we have problems. As in, don't even bother!






-President Naja Salaheem of the Salaheem Sentinels
 
 
13 January 2008 @ 12:19 am
I was wondering if anyone could help moi settle a dispute.  You see, I am rivals with Laharl (I believe he is well known enough by most people here by now) though he does not seem to think so.  In order to settle this matter once and for all, I am holding a poll to see what others think.

Evidence
* Moi's claim that we are indeed rivals.
* The dictionary definition of the word "rival."
* This conversation.

All I need is a reply to this with your opinion.
 
 
12 January 2008 @ 11:55 pm
THERE IS WHAT I BELIEVE IS KNOWN AS A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN ONE LAHARL AND ONE VYERS. THEY HAVE EXPRESSED WISHES TO MAKE IT PUBLIC.

I BELIEVE THIS IS PUBLIC ENOUGH.
 
 
Hmph, there's been a hell of a lot of new idiots people around (and a hell of a lot have left... geez... Go figure I'm still stuck here...) I figure I might as well repeat this. This is all there is really to know about this place:

1. This damn hell of a place is called Paixao. It's in some other world, on an island, probably in another dimension. Maybe even an alternate one. Who the hell knows.

2. Is there anything else here other than this island? Don't know either. If you want to swim for, who knows how far, knock yourself out, there could be. I'd still like to see this thin out some of the idiots around here... bet it'll never happen though.

3. No, you can't leave. I can't even get my Dimensional Gatekeeper to get me away from here, which has never happened before.

4. This place is full of idiotic, blonde residents. They're more damn useless than even normal humans generally are.

5. People can come from not just other worlds but different times. Some even back from the dead or something weird. It's all damn annoying.

6. All the plant life is outside, everything inside is fake. It's damn weird.

7. There's... this Organization in charge. They... You should avoid them.

8. It really really sucks.

So there you go.
 
 
31 October 2007 @ 03:19 pm
 
Taking volunteers to entertain me~ Apply within.
 
 
05 September 2007 @ 05:23 pm
 
Bothersome friends? Annoying neighbors? Unwanted in laws visiting?

I gotcha covered.

That's right, from the newest spooks to good 'ol fashion exorcisms, I do 'em all. Forget sending them that three year old fruitcake and give 'em somethin' really to scream about. And for a limited time only I'll even throw in a free demon possession with every exorcism. You can't beat an offer like this so don't delay n' act today!

Call it once, call it twice, call it three times. It's the ghost with the most, kiddies: Beetle Juice
 
 
25 August 2007 @ 03:21 pm
Free  
Hellooooo~ adoring public! It's me: your amazing, spectacular, absolutely extraordinary king moderator here. Givin' a shout out to all my fellow 'kats out there and you citizens.

As you know, I've been keeping track of the recent events involving kidnapped citizens. Victims endured... Many means of torture while locked up in separate small cells by the organization.

After several days, however, we are beginning to see members of those kidnapped appear back in the city. Some look to suffer from some form of amnesia (not as strong as the one that was going around awhile ago) that prevents them from remembering anything from the events that took place while they were imprisoned. Others (who may or may not remember) physical, mental, and/or emotional damage.

If you see any one of our kidnapped eight, don't hesitate to lend a paw n' help 'em out if needed. Be sure to approach with caution, however. We're not completely sure about everything the organization has done to them.

Speakin' of which, known members of the organization seem to be growing. Another just arrived here a few days ago. Unfortunately another rather 'friendly' one. -They also all have an 'x' in their name for some reason. Am I the only one who noticed that?


The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx
Axel
Lexaeus

KIDNAPPED! (Complete List):

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
Rosette
 
 
04 July 2007 @ 09:42 pm
 
Attention Citizens! This is your- ...is this thing on? Eh, testing! Teeeeeeesting! ... Oh, it is. Ah heh, heh, heh...

As I was saying. This is your one and only, absolutely sensational, greatly praised and adored moderator: ME! It's been awhile since I've, ha ha, blessed you all with my presence. Unlike that other Mook, the so called 'Mayor', I've been keeping collecting information on the current cases of missing citizens and other events while he was probably off on a vacation.

You know... I could really go for one of those 'bout now. Spend a day out in the sun, just soakin' it in... This stuff is way tougher then I thought it'd be. -EH! Not that I'm havin' any regrets or anythin'! I'm on top of things, totally know what I'm doin'. I don't need no vacation to stay my best!

*ahem* SO! Let's get back to business, shall we? We still have many missing and kidnapped citizens. You should be keeping an eye out for any of the listed and report any information you might have on the kidnappings or missing cases to me personally.

It's official that the organization is behind these kidnappings. Also be on the watch for them. Do not trust them. Do not speak with them. It's for your own safety. These are the same 'people' who have our eight kidnapped victims locked away and are hurting them. They are best identified for their black coats. Any further information on them will be accepted.

Remember: Be on the look out for suspicious activity. Don't travel alone and spread the word of these disappearances to keep everyone informed.


The Organization (Known Members):

Larxene
Xigbar
Luxord
Zexion
Saïx
Demyx

KIDNAPPED!

Laharl
Kovu
Link
Valerie
Misha
Jack Skellington
Gaston
???

Missing Persons

Ash
Jing
Lan
Rosette
Saitou Hajime
Seta Soujirou
Bloo
Syaoran
 
 
11 June 2007 @ 11:52 pm
 
I AM SEARCHING FOR ONE "TIMON." I HEAR HE MAY HAVE THE INFORMATION I AM SEEKING. CAN ANYBODY TELL ME HOW TO GET IN CONTACT WITH HIM?