05 September 2007 @ 05:23 pm
 
Bothersome friends? Annoying neighbors? Unwanted in laws visiting?

I gotcha covered.

That's right, from the newest spooks to good 'ol fashion exorcisms, I do 'em all. Forget sending them that three year old fruitcake and give 'em somethin' really to scream about. And for a limited time only I'll even throw in a free demon possession with every exorcism. You can't beat an offer like this so don't delay n' act today!

Call it once, call it twice, call it three times. It's the ghost with the most, kiddies: Beetle Juice
 
 

1. Your gates are tacky. Incredibly tacky. Who the hell likes "golden flames" other than those lame D&D addicts? And these journals? What, all they can do is that? No proper network, programming, nothing? Tacky. Also, your brochures are too fucking long.

2. Your message board is full of idiots. Don't worry, all you skeptics and somewhat intelligent people out there, I'm not one of them.

3. Anyone else here is/was supposed to be/thinks they're dead? 

4. Seems the general rule is "you can't get out of this fucking place." Anyone tried breaking the rules? It'd be really really nice to be able to get out. Really nice. As in, there is someone one there who will get slaughtered flay me alive if I don't get back soon.

5. FUCKITI'MRUNNINGOUTOFCIGARETTES

 
 
31 January 2007 @ 11:17 pm
A lot of people seem to be having success with this, so I thought I might give it a try.

The one I'm worried about the most is named Ahiru. She was with me right before I came here, but I've seen no sign of her. She's a yellow duck with a large yellow feather sticking out from her forhead, and she has blue eyes. She's very intelligent, so you should be able to communicate if you see her.

Since others seem to be coming here...there's two others that may be here, so I'll describe them as well.

Read more... )

My guess is the last two probably aren't here, but I thought it might be good to check. Finding Ahiru, however, is very important, since there's a higher chance of her being here and I'm worried about her being alone. Please let me know if you see them. Thank you.

((OOC: The text behind the cut contains some fairly major spoilers for the end of the series.))
 
 
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