Greetings foolish humans,
I am the Supreme Overlord of the Netherworld, Lord of Terror, Laharl-sama.
I just arrived here and managed to get this device to work. I have found myself trapped here. At first I believed it to be the doing of one of my vassals, but it seems this is perhaps not the case.
As it seems many are searching and finding those they know, I hope to track down my vassals.
I have created this expertly drawn depiction of them:
Yeah, forget the prinnies ... Useless buncha idiots... tch. If Flonne or Etna are already out there and should see this:
GET YOUR SORRY-EXCUSE-FOR-VASSALS ASSES OVER HERE NOW!
I am also seeking new vassals (especially as I do not know how long it will take to find my own.)
Job description: Must be loyal, strong, not-too-dumb, high stamina, and adept at fighting. Experience with blackmail, conning, and looting a plus. Also required to be able to cook, clean, do laundry etc. etc. etc.
Benefits: Eternal servitude to the Great Laharl-sama.
Salary: If you're lucky.
A "test" may be required.
This is turning out to be freaking way too troublesome. Just gonna have to find my ACTUAL vassals...