07 December 2012 @ 02:04 pm
[Alice's voice, unusually enough, is rather shaky, despite having made this discovery some time ago. A few moments later, the listener discovers why]

I'm not sure exactly what we found out there, but I don't think it pleasant. It's like a puzzle of some sort; as if worlds are jumbled together. It looks like what's been happening on the other floors, but... different. It's almost as though that sort of thing is what that place is made of.

I'm sure this sounds quite mad, but it's almost as though it's spreading, like an illness, to the other floors. I've seen it around already, but if that's the case, how can it happen? Locations certainly aren't contagious. But there was so many pieces of what looked like different places in that place that I'm certain weren't on what floors I've already seen.

I'm sure I don't know what's going on, but I don't think it'll do us any good.
 
 
02 June 2012 @ 01:13 am
So, you’re the lot that wants to find a way outta here. Funny, it looks to me like you don’t.

Yep. Settling into those bogus homes of yours, I’d say you’d just about given up. And here I thought you’d have a little more fight in you, all things considered. Guess you don’t care as much about your friends as they thought. I mean, just look how long they’ve been waiting for you to come home. After this long, can’t say I’d wanna wait for you either.

But, hey, that works for me. With you all here, that just means one less thing in our way. All according to plan; I should have known he’d be right about you.
 
 
24 May 2012 @ 12:17 am
[There’s the sound of "hmming" and "humming." Alice is examining the little box, her bright blue eyes are looking at the screen and turning the electronic journal this way and that. She blinks and then pulls away. She is completely unaware the sounds of her actions are being recorded. She has no idea how this little device works and it certainly didn't come up with the Mad Hatter... Or if it did, he went off on a tangent too quickly for her to fully understand]

Goodness! [A soft British child's voice comes through the microphone.] What a most peculiar sort of box! I’ve not seen something like this before. I wonder what it is! Or perhaps the question to ask is what is does. I don’t think it would mind if I asked both questions though, but you can never tell sometimes! Hmm...

[There is a soft sigh as Alice frowns slightly and bites her lip.]

Oh dear...

Alice you silly thing... You should have asked Mr. Hatter about this... whatever it is.

Now then... [Her voice becomes muffled as she covers the microphone.]

Hmm? What's this? [Her voice becomes more clear as her hands have moved.] Oh it's... a light? What does the light mean? Maybe it isn't a light...

[More sounds.]

Oh I do wish someone could tell me about this most curious thing!
 
 
Current Mood: curious
 
 
20 April 2012 @ 01:29 am
[There's a snapshot picture of a strange place. To Riku, it's a picture of a mishmash of the Wonderland he knew and a twisted, slightly eerie version. It's possible not everyone sees what he does, however...]

Got good news and bad news. The bad news is I didn't find a way out yet. The good news is I did find a new floor. Wonderland. ...But this isn't exactly how I remember it. Parts of it seem messed up for some reason. ...This could be a bad sign regarding the darkness outside Castle oblivion, not sure.
 
 
14 March 2012 @ 04:57 pm
[when Marluxia speaks, his voice sounds a little more emotionless than usual, as though he's trying to keep what memory of unease he has from leaking through. This information troubles him greatly--enough, obviously, to eschew his typical cloak of anonymity] While taking a look through documents in my possession, I've come across something... curious. Secrets are being kept from us all, it seems--more than we could have possibly imagined.

As there are more than a few of you who are unlikely to take me at my word, allow me to provide you with an image of the document itself. There are pieces missing, but I assume you can understand the gist of it, as well as the insight into our dilemma it provides.


((cut for image)) )
 
 
30 January 2012 @ 09:40 pm
I've been having a little look-see through these message boards and I have to say, I really didn't expect so many demons to be around here.

I wonder how many of them are actually doing their job?
 
 
27 January 2012 @ 10:17 pm
Imagine my surprise wakin' up here in hallucination land to stand in line for a fuckin' computer. Or was it to get in? Fuck if I know, I was hopin' the map on this thing had an exit. According to the one person I've run into so far with personality, there ain't one.

So, since I gotta wait for these status effects to wear off where is a guy to go for an imaginary stiff drink? And do I need money, or do you use leaves here? I noticed they were in short supply, what with the fake trees and shit.

[Could he sound any more disinterested? Probably not, Seifer is fairly convinced he's hallucinating still.]
 
 
28 January 2012 @ 12:37 am
[The first words are muffled. A drunken slur, words blurring together. It takes awhile for any incoherence to form. Several tries later, after a few murmurings of 'kraken' and 'mutiny', Jack's groggy voice speaks]

It would seem this still, much to my greatest of displeasures, is not a dream. But! I will say it is a much better dream than those I've been having! Ah. ...Not-dream, that is.

[there's a slosh of liquid, and Jack 'hmmms' to himself, then makes a disgusted sound]
 
 
03 January 2012 @ 09:47 pm
It has been awhile since we've last spoken, Paixao. I hope you will accept this gift to make up for my absence. Read closely, and think on this knowledge well.


To understand how the heart works, one must comprehend its balance and what happens when that balance is lost. How does it function with an abundance of darkness? Of Light?

How much until it is thrown over the edge, to a point of no return?

Each heart reacts differently - should they not all operate the same? How are we able to understand anything if our subjects are not on the same controlled level? I wonder, is it possible to reshape a person's heart, so that then we will be able to do our testing properly?

---

PROJECT F - EXPERIMENT NO. 1
SPECIMEN DESIGNATION: Laharl


PROCEDURE: Injections of darkness, followed by a single injection of pure light.
RESULTS: As a creature of darkness, the subject was able to accept large amounts of darkness, during which he began to take on the physical traits of a common Heartless (glowing eyes, visible and palpable aura of darkness). He reacted poorly to the injection of light, however, and rather forcefully escaped from the laboratory.
CONCLUSIONS: Like accepts like. Creature of darkness may not be able to handle light and vice-versa.
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS: Whether the light acted as a catalyst against darkness injected or against natural darkness.
POSSIBLE FUTURE EXPERIMENTS: Injections either entirely of light or darkness.

---

PROJECT E - EXPERIMENT NO. 6
SPECIMEN DESIGNATION: Zidane Tribal


PROCEDURE: Injections of darkness.
RESULTS: Subject entered injured and was revived with potion before injections, which may have affected results. Subject was completely unable to assimilate any darkness and instead gained powers not unlike those of the Heartless.
CONCLUSIONS: Creatures of light do not react well to darkness. Weaker hearts may not stand up to darkness well.
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS: To what extent the injury and potion affected results (if at all), Strength of subject's heart to begin with, Amount of darkness needed to make subject lose his heart completely.
POSSIBLE FUTURE EXPERIMENTS: Further injections of darkness.
 
 
Hello there lovely ladies of Paixao! You know, I bet you all must have been just absolutely miserable sitting around here in this snowfield without anyone to keep you warm… Well don’t you worry your pretty little heads, because the great Zelos Wilder is here to make all your dreams come true♥

Oh. And once this blizzard clears up around here something tells me I’m going to be needing a tour guide. ...It does clear up, right? Tell me you all don't just dig a bunch of holes and live in the snow. Anyway, if anyone would be willing to help a new guy out, feel free to contact me.

…Right, I guess I might as well ask about this, too. You guys here wouldn’t happen to have seen a cute, blonde little angel; a pink-haired rosebud of a girl; a cool professor-type lady; or a voluptuous she-banshee around here have you? Also a guy who fights with two swords, a big guy in shackles, and a brat kid. Juuust let me know if you catch sight of any of them—particularly those first four.
 
 
12 October 2011 @ 03:21 am
EVERYONE! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE THAT MUST BE SUNG IMMEDIATELY--!

Alright, ready, be prepared... I'm sure you all will find this very enjoyable and a frabjous waste of time!

[GASP]

This is the song that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But they'll continue singing it
Forever just because!

This is the song that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But they'll continue singing it
Forever just because!


[And he'll continue singing this until someone interrupts him.]
 
 
28 September 2011 @ 04:02 pm
[a deceptively proper-sounding and feminine voice sounds over the MB, sounding both amused and more than a little confused]

Snow, falling beneath the domes? I must admit, this is not at all what I expected. But then, I wasn't expecting this place at all, I was expecting Wonderland. It's lovely; certainly better than that dirty snow in London. But what could possibly be causing it? [despite the slight playfulness of those words, Alice's tone is dry and sarcastic] Perhaps a snowman somewhere had a cold.

Several of you have been here far longer than I. Is this normal?
 
 
Hello everyone! It's the Doctor here. ...the one that doesn't eat fish custard or wears a bow-tie. The one that was here first.

Right, so, just to get this out of the way now-- No, I'm not sure where my future self has gotten to, but I doubt there's any reason to be alarmed, well, not too much anyways. Not yet. You see, if I--he is in some kind of trouble, well, he's rather good at getting out of trouble. So there's no reason to panic. [Though he's saying this, there is a faint concern hidden in there.]

So, yes, where was I? Ah, right. Me, being here first.

You see, when I arrived here I was in my TARDIS. It's been sitting at low power for some time now, but there was a reason for that. Now that we've been here so long, I was able to use the power she's managed to store up, along with some modifications, to get the scanners, well, scanning. Scanning beyond the castle, to be exact.

And, well, that's the good news I'm afraid. Bad news from here on out.

[The Doctor's tone shifts at this point. He's serious... very serious, and obviously a bit bothered at what he learned.]

There's nothing out there.

No, it's not that they aren't working, believe me, they're working. There just was nothing to scan--no planets, stars or even strange anomalies. Just... emptiness.

Now, I wasn't able to boost the scanners enough to determine just how large the dimension we're in IS. It's possible we could be in some sort of pocket universe. Or there could be some sort of barrier, but the scanners should have picked up anything like that. Or, well, it's hard to say until we find out more about where and what this place we're in is.

I really do wish I'd had good news. We're about due for some at this point, I'd say.
 
 
08 August 2011 @ 11:53 am
 
Hello, Paixao. I am Colonel Jade Curtiss. Thanks to the rambling help of a man calling himself the Doctor, I've gotten the general gist of this place. Searching through past messages on this board has yielded me more questions than answers, but I suppose I can't be surprised. I only have one real question at this point, if someone would be kind enough to answer.

Is there anyone out there who knows who I am?
 
 
07 August 2011 @ 04:35 am
N-No! Stop! {Belle's desperate words soon turn into a terrified cry. There is a thump - almost as if she has fallen - followed by a whimper.}

D-Don't... {Using what little strength she has left, she tries to hit her attacker. Of course, it does no good.} B-Beast!

{Who else can she call for? Who else has the strength to kill these creatures (or at least scare them off)? Belle hasn't seen anything like them before!}

S-Someone... {Her voice is much weaker as the things attempt to drag her away.}
 
 
01 July 2011 @ 10:52 pm
[Oh look! Privacy settings. Is Mufasa getting sneakier? (Open to everyone BUT Scar, Zira, Shenzi and Ed.)]

I had hoped I would not have to warn those living in Paixao. But the time has come for you to be aware. I have done what I can in the past where it concerns the hyenas, yet...

[There is clear disappointment in his voice.]

They do no follow the circle of life. Keep close watch over your loved ones.

[/]

All will be well.
 
 
Current Mood: worried
 
 
28 June 2011 @ 03:06 pm
This is hardly my Wonderland… or is it? It’s so different than what I remember. But Dr. Bumby says that change is good, so I suppose I ought to leave it. Still, if this were Wonderland, wouldn’t the Cat be here to greet me? He never misses a trick, or an opportunity to tease. I wonder if perhaps all cats aren’t like that, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

Does anyone know where I might find the Cheshire Cat? Or the White Rabbit, perhaps? This certainly isn’t London, and I'm willing to bet I'm not at the asylum… or I would, if I were the betting sort.

What I mean to say is, can anyone help me? They say ignorance is bliss, but really, I'm rather on the other side of bliss at the moment.
 
 
01 March 2008 @ 03:11 pm
Dear Citizens of Paixao,

The sudden loss of my rival and adversary, 'The Mayor', has been just as shocking to me as I'm sure it was to all of you. I too wanna hear some answers, hear more details about this horrendous crime and know just who is responsible. However, I doubt we'll be hearing anything soon from the officials due to lack of information shared in the past about certain events. None the less, anyone who does know something about it, I trust... Well, I hope you do what's best with the information.

On the note of the mayors seat now being free, I boldly accept the big comfy chair and take on the role of becoming your leader, C.E.O, and 'ol Mayor myself. As your leader person, it's in my best interest to look out for the well bein' of citizens n' guests of the city, doing all in my power to keep 'em safe from harm and keep 'em as informed as I have over the several past months.

-that reminds me, any gifts you wish to present to me for all my hard work will be accepted. You know, gold, pearls, diamonds, expensive jewellery... That kinds stuff.

Sincerely,

The Future Mayor of Paixao
 
 
31 October 2007 @ 03:19 pm
 
Taking volunteers to entertain me~ Apply within.
 
 
05 September 2007 @ 05:23 pm
 
Bothersome friends? Annoying neighbors? Unwanted in laws visiting?

I gotcha covered.

That's right, from the newest spooks to good 'ol fashion exorcisms, I do 'em all. Forget sending them that three year old fruitcake and give 'em somethin' really to scream about. And for a limited time only I'll even throw in a free demon possession with every exorcism. You can't beat an offer like this so don't delay n' act today!

Call it once, call it twice, call it three times. It's the ghost with the most, kiddies: Beetle Juice