[here, Paixao, have a slightly out-of-breath Doctor whose voice is practically made of squee right now] Right! I know this is short notice, but shut up, you all got the invitation, you can deal with it. I'm getting married! Today, in fact. It's all set up in Macalania, so you all can head over whenever you're ready. Oh, and don't bother with formalwear if you don't want to. We're not that uptight.
Oh, and there's cake! Made it myself. Mind you, I had a bit of a hard time remembering what sort of cake would work, but I got it in the end! I think.
I do wish we could have music, though. Oh, what the hell, I'll see if I can work out a sound system.
[and here's the sound of the Doctor getting to work before things go slightly... well, static. Whoops]